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New 'SquatBNB' Service Helps Squatters Find Perfect Home To Take Over

Posted by $ allosaur 9 months ago to Humor
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Me dino doing a little research, it appears that this bit of Babylon Bee satire was perhaps inspired by Airbnb that stands for AirBed and Breakfast.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbnb
Some "balance" is lent by 9 Ways To Outfox Squatters On Your Property that's added to the Trending Articles sidebar.
Check out an article on the sidebar's bottom called National Guardsman Being Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We're Not Being Invaded.
Want to be made glad too? Just ask our current Liar-In Chief or what I used to call his boss, Obama.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/new-squatbnb-service-helps-squatters-find-perfect-home-to-take-over

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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 8 months, 4 weeks ago
    What the right says: I miss the good old days!

    Leftist: You're Racist

    No, I meant when people rented their houses out on AirBnB, and TRUSTED that the person would leave and not STEAL EVERYTHING they could, or SQUAT in the place, and create a legal Nightmare. Or RESPECT our Laws. Not Steal/shoplift, etc. etc. etc.

    Leftist: Yeah, I see what you did. That's racist.

    Why?

    Leftist: Because of the color of the people doing those "bad" things!

    Um, I never mentioned color... Doesn't that make YOU the racist?

    Leftist: OMG, literally Hitler!

    It's so old...
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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 8 months, 3 weeks ago
    Got a second home the is frequently unoccupied?
    Are you a snowbird?
    How would you feel when you show up your property, only to find a George Soros Sponsored Crimalien family staking claim your home?
    This is no joke.
    Soros is actually funding free legal consul to assist these thieves to steal your stuff.
    Our legal system has been turned on it's head and against YOU!
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  • Posted by Rex_Little 8 months, 4 weeks ago
    Satire aside, I can easily imagine a service--perhaps even a government program--that helps potential squatters locate houses which are unoccupied and untended for extended periods.
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 8 months, 4 weeks ago
      Besides flying some in and paying for room and board in fancy hotels, the current criminal regime is bending over backwards to groom illegal aliens to be future Jackass Party voters.
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  • Posted by $ Stormi 8 months, 4 weeks ago
    This should be treated as no better than what the RCCO laws handled. It is a conspiracy to cimmit fraud and to steal property. Whey should all be locked up or sent to gas chambers.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 9 months ago
    In spite of having an alarm system I worry about such things when going away on an extended vacation.

    Also, you have to read the BB's take on why the CEO of Boeing really stepped down.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 9 months ago
    Oh Lord! What will we think of next. Can you visualize this? My attitude is if we don't find something to laugh about, we'll get lost! Thanks for the giggle. n
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 9 months ago
      Cracking jokes got me through 21 years of being a state corrections officer at a maximum security prison.
      To say I was never scared there would be a big time lie. Bagged a state retirement, though.
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      • Posted by $ 25n56il4 9 months ago
        I served on three different Grand Juries. Our County Sheriff had a perverted sense of humor. He decided if we were going to nominate people for candidacy in one of the six prisons in Brazoria County, we the Grand Jury should visit each of the six prisons. That was an experience!
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        • Posted by $ 25n56il4 9 months ago
          One one occasion I was stopped at the Gate and told I couldn't enter for a little while but everyone else got to enter. Then the an officer came out and told me my husband Lieutenant with the SO was inside and we couldn't both be in the prison at the same time. Duh!
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          • Posted by $ 25n56il4 9 months ago
            While eating lunch one day which the inmates served us, the food was so fantastic I asked what the prisoners ate. He responded, 'The same thing you are eating ma'am.' Our prisons are mainly prison farms and they raised their own cattle, pigs, chickens, and grew miles of vegetables for all the prisons in the county. Still not a place you'd like to be in for any length of time. I sat down on a piano bench where a young man was playing beautifully and asked what he was in for. He responded 'murder' . He had taught himself to play the piano by ear.
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            • Posted by $ allosaur 9 months ago
              During those 21 years, I found I'd rather work around murderers than thieves as long as none were cop killers who belong in one man cells in a segregation unit.
              Thieves who do not steal desperate for a fix are generally manipulating sociopaths devoid of compassion.
              Some convicted murderers are dangerous thugs. Most are not, regretting that day they got intoxicated or lost their temper.
              Unforgettable was a peaceful in prison British hitman who told me he was "scum who kills scum."
              At the end of his sentence I was working the back gate tower when British police picked him up to start another.
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