MEME WHILE: I would Like to Apologize!

Posted by Olduglycarl 10 months ago to Humor

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The Woke community has us going around in circles!

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Posted by allosaur 10 months ago

I would like to apologize for yelling scat at a cat.
I would also like to apologize to the scat I caused to come out of that cat~~a fraidy that it was.
Scat, I hope you did not bowel movement prematurely. You coulda been stillborn.
Furthermore, I humbly wish to apologize to the cat's meal of a rat who is the scat's dearest mother.
And in conclusion of me dino's apologies, I would like to apologize to all my dear readers for my taking poetic license with a rat a cat made into scat.
Hey, does anyone know if I should copyright this shit?

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 10 months ago
  
  Screen shoot this reply, that'll be your copyright...oh, add todays date, here, I'll do it, 04/05/2024 at 11:49 pm
  I would like to apologize to all: Screen shoots, Dates and copyrights.
  
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    Posted by allosaur 10 months ago
    
    A screen shoot, eh? Let's see, me dino got a little .32-cal. Beretta accurate as all hell, three 9mm firearms (2 pistols and a carbine), a 357 Magnum and a 12-guage pump shotgun loaded with triple-aught buck.
    Also have some throwing knives and a Daisy BB gun. Yeehah!
    
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      Posted by Olduglycarl 10 months ago
      
      Well, you wouldn't say Screen 'shot' this reply.
      I know, I could have wrote: take a screen shot of this reply . . .
      
      Ps, forgot to apologize to all circles in my original comment.
      
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        Posted by allosaur 10 months ago
        
        I would like to apologize for not really wanting a copyright for that silly stuff in the first place.
        Excuse me while I go hang my head in shameful snickers.
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 10 months ago
        
        Ok, now you done it, apologize to Snickers!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 10 months ago
        
        Yes, and I have a very good reason to. Snickers,I would like to apologize to my favorite candy bar.
        Quite often buy one of you on my way out of a grocery store. Like your ice cream version also.
        Snicker, oh, my Snickers! Must always have my snickers! Snicker, my favorite candy bar!
        Cha-cha-cha!
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 10 months ago
        
        Snickers make the very best . . . Chooocooolaaate.
        
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        Posted by mccannon01 10 months ago
        
        Holy smokes! Great minds do think alike as Snickers is my go-to candy bar when I say screw the sugar and salt, I need a good rush of taste!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 10 months ago
        
        Me dino had forgotten all about writing about Snickers here when I snatched a bar up while paying too much Biden economics for groceries at a Publix checkout counter yesterday.
        
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Posted by Snezzy 10 months ago

Need to apologise for using the spelling apologize. Scottish English avoids the dreaded zed in "ise" words, following instead the British standard.

But thanks. We now have a Scottish joke that does not mention haggis, bagpipes or sheep. It is easily obvious to the most casual observer that there are no new bagpipe jokes.

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Posted by DrZarkov 10 months ago

This is a classic.

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Posted by Dobrien 10 months ago

If it ain’t Scottish…..it’s crap.

. “I would like to apologize to all of the uniparty who clearly have shit for brains”

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 10 months ago
  
  Now you need to apologize to all the shit that got stuck in their brains, Brother
  
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Posted by katrinam41 10 months ago

Can't stop to apologize-- too busy LMAO

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Posted by mccannon01 10 months ago

+1 all of that! Priceless posturing and pandering coming to a politician anywhere any time! Oh, he forgot to open with an apology for being white and male - off to the DEI corner of shame until he gets with the program!

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 10 months ago
  
  DEI corner of shame . . . I would like to apologize to all head cones . . .
  
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    Posted by mccannon01 10 months ago
    
    LMAO!
    
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Posted by tutor-turtle 10 months ago

Woke wins when you capitulate.
No surrender.

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  Posted by freedomforall 10 months ago
  
  Exactly right!
  Execution is the punishment for traitors.
  Otherwise they might be pardoned by the next moron cheating Deep State potus.
  https://youtu.be/SJ2hJezvd2I
  
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    Posted by tutor-turtle 9 months, 4 weeks ago
    
    "This is War" -Andrew J. Breitbart R.I.P.
    No Quarter.
    
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      Posted by Dobrien 9 months, 4 weeks ago
      
      RIP Andrew… he said “you want to call me a racist?”……”fuQ you”………..”War”.
      We are still at war but we have the upper hand.
      Hold the line and stay frosty.
      
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