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Picking up a dog to follow the directions of a poop sign came in second,
Should my microwave break down, now I know how to reheat pizza slices.
Now me dino has a freshly awakened very dim memory of once riding a coin fed store front horsie. Do believe my mother was with her little dino at the time.
Speaking of old, krispy kreme donuts always look yucky old for melted frosting every time I go to the local Publix grocery store.
The only way I can get fresh krispy kreme donuts is to drive to the store where the donuts are made half an hour to Hoover way on the other side of Birmingham.
That's where they keep a fleet of trucks to make deliveries for an unpleasant looking shelf life.
Yoko Ono putting the Enterprise crew into auditory agony gave me a good laugh when I needed it. If anyone wants to experience Yoko's voice for themselves, look up the Plastic Ono Band song "Don't Worry Kyoko".
I'll Hold...
Two blondes were on a road trip when they noticed a blonde in a rowboat in the middle of a farmer's field, plying the oars madly but going nowhere.
"It's people like that who make us blondes look bad!" remarked one.
"I know!" agreed the other. "And if I knew how to swim I'd go out and tell her!"
LMAO
Good one OGC!!