Trump Sneaks Back Into The White House By Invoking Squatter's Rights
Slick move, Orange Man Bad! And no matter how Woke for stupid it is, it's all within the law!
Biden's Secret Service found it powerless to evade the superbly researched exquisite effectiveness of Trump's coup de grace.
"Sir, he's got squatter's rights," der Chief Stompenfuhrer of the White House SS told stu-stu-stu-stuttering Buh-Buyme. "We're sorry. Our hands are legalease tied. You just plain have to go, mein usurped Resident Big Guy."
"How does it feel?" Trump shouted after our devastated for vacated Puppet-In-Chief. "At least I did it legally! Don't let the door hit your crooked ass you doodle-dodder tootle-totter out into a senile state of homelessness. By the way, I booby-trapped Trump Tower. Stay outta there if your lowdown lawfare shenanigans makes me lose it!"
And among Trending Articles, a victorious New York Representative AOC proved beyind a shadown of a doubt that RICO has nothing to do with a crime. That she did by explaining that it is merely the name of the Door Dash driver who delivers her orders from Panda Express. PERIOD! Finis! The End!
OOPS! At publishing time the same Venezuelan border invasion gang-banger, one Rico Hermandez, was charged with a RICO crime related to delivering brown paper bags to Resident Biden who now resides at a Washing D.C. Days Inn motel. So what was in those bags? Uh, nothing to read here. Move along. Go read something else.
DOUBLE OOPS! That's from the wrong Trending Articles. Me just an old ancient dino got confused looking around at Babylon Bees.
Never mind. That's a keeper so I'm keeping it.
TWO DAYS LATER I decided to hunt that dang article. It being slightly difficult to find surprised the dino. HERE IT IS!
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-...
One thing I like about starting a discussion is that me dino can come back later and edit whatever is in this box.
Biden's Secret Service found it powerless to evade the superbly researched exquisite effectiveness of Trump's coup de grace.
"Sir, he's got squatter's rights," der Chief Stompenfuhrer of the White House SS told stu-stu-stu-stuttering Buh-Buyme. "We're sorry. Our hands are legalease tied. You just plain have to go, mein usurped Resident Big Guy."
"How does it feel?" Trump shouted after our devastated for vacated Puppet-In-Chief. "At least I did it legally! Don't let the door hit your crooked ass you doodle-dodder tootle-totter out into a senile state of homelessness. By the way, I booby-trapped Trump Tower. Stay outta there if your lowdown lawfare shenanigans makes me lose it!"
And among Trending Articles, a victorious New York Representative AOC proved beyind a shadown of a doubt that RICO has nothing to do with a crime. That she did by explaining that it is merely the name of the Door Dash driver who delivers her orders from Panda Express. PERIOD! Finis! The End!
OOPS! At publishing time the same Venezuelan border invasion gang-banger, one Rico Hermandez, was charged with a RICO crime related to delivering brown paper bags to Resident Biden who now resides at a Washing D.C. Days Inn motel. So what was in those bags? Uh, nothing to read here. Move along. Go read something else.
DOUBLE OOPS! That's from the wrong Trending Articles. Me just an old ancient dino got confused looking around at Babylon Bees.
Never mind. That's a keeper so I'm keeping it.
TWO DAYS LATER I decided to hunt that dang article. It being slightly difficult to find surprised the dino. HERE IT IS!
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-...
One thing I like about starting a discussion is that me dino can come back later and edit whatever is in this box.
its gonna be a rough ride to the election
and biden the usurping traitor and his cabal of traitors can be expected to play ANY card they can find, including WAR
there was just an attack in Russia
be prepared