Me dino done did very recently for really real read that Canada freaking actually just passed a law requiring all men's rooms across that gone to crap country to stock tampons.
Evidently, that's to assist any mentally challenged man run out of a ladies room by outraged women all screaming rape to still enable his being a girlie fantasy in a rest room where his male genitalia actually belongs.
So let us all consider the libtarded mental state of Canada's Prime Minister, who may be at "that time of month" popping into a "this or that" restroom all throughout his inclusive land.
Dubbed "Trudeau's Law," Trudeau has ensured that any men's room will have everything his deranged fantasy thinks it needs from tampons to thick, extra-absorbent pads for that darling's "heavy days."
Through tears Trudeau told the world that "I can finally feel comfortable going to the bathroom knowing I'll be able to take care of all my hygienic needs, no matter what gender identity I've taken that day."
All of Trudeau's sycophant fake news reporters cheered when the Prime Minister's "Justina counterpart" faked a female voice to triumphantly declare, "We are inclusive! We are diverse! We are Canada!"
"You are all fairies!" a protesting terrorist screamed only to have his head bagged in a sack by Canada's Secret Police. That poor soul will never see daylight again.
Included in this issue's Trending Articles are~~
Soros-Backed District Attorney Prosecutes Illinois Home Alone Boy For Terrorizing Burglars.
Yay, jail that little terrorist brat for life, Illinois!
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Experts Attribute Public School Illiteracy To Not Enough Drag Queen Story Hours
Yay! Always believe experts who are designated experts because who the hell ever designate YOU as such?
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There's something written about long dead Epstein's client list. Aw, who cares? Your favorite movie star may be on it. Wouldn't that be a bummer?