"The President's son made millions and used the money for illegal bribes and underage sex trafficking. That's all well and good," said a spokesperson for the DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE before the DOJ's attorney general cut in.
"Yeah, who gives a (bleep! "f-word" deleted) about all that silly Schiff," Merrick Garland piped up.
"But he failed to pay his taxes," the spokesperson continued, wearing a rainbow tutu that matched its tie. "Keeping money due to the government is the most heinous of all crimes of all crimes and should be dealt with swiftly and without mercy!"
CLICK THE LINK to read more about Hunter's inexcusable and unforgivable heinous behavior.
In other news note that the "Big Guy" of the Biden Crime Family has for the umpteenth time been recently asked if he had anything to do with Hunter's heinous behavior.
"What . . . what am I doing here?" senile President BuyMe mumbled, totally screwing up his attempt at a Sgt. Schultz imitation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmzsW...
Further note that the spokesperson is neither a he or a she because to tell it (further, further note the proper pronoun) that it's not okay to ruin women's sports will hurts its precious little feelings. Oh, that would be so inexcusably cruel!