TGIFfunnies 11/Q/23 EDITION: All Subjects Broached

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Posted by mccannon01 1 year ago

All good, but "...wallawalla bingbang" (Witch Doctor) brought back the memories of good ol' fun songs like "Purple People Eater", "Please Mr. Custer", and "Alley Oop". Thanks and have a wallawalla bingbang day!!!

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  Posted by mccannon01 1 year ago
  
  Uh-oh! How could I possibly leave out "Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini"!!!?
  
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    Posted by Snezzy 1 year ago
    
    Och nu paa svenska - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF6lP...
    
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    Posted by amhunt 1 year ago
    
    No wine, no women, no sex, no drugs, no wonder its dark.
    
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    Posted by Aeronca 1 year ago
    
    Teeny weeny itty bitty...
    
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    Posted by blarman 1 year ago
    
    It's as easy as "1-2-3" (starring James Cagney and Horst Bucholtz)
    
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      Posted by mccannon01 1 year ago
      
      I like James Cagney, but haven't seen this movie.
      
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  Posted by Steven-Wells 1 year ago
  
  No mention of Charlie Drake's My Boomerang Won't Come Back. I have the vinyl 45 of that.
  
  And do we remember: Tan shoes and pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and man oh man, tan shoes and pink shoelaces, and a big Panama with a purple hat band.
  
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    Posted by mccannon01 1 year ago
    
    Both classic greats! When I was a kid I got one of those cheap plastic boomerangs made popular by the song - never got it to come back, LOL! Yeah, big Panama (or was that pink Panama?). I have two fedoras (Indiana Jones brown and a Capone white/w black band) and almost picked up a panama a couple of months ago. Was playing the song in my head as I tried it on (didn't have a purple hat band, though).
    
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      Posted by Steven-Wells 1 year ago
      
      You got me to look up if I had done a mondegreen.
      I checked.Pink Shoelaces - Dodie Stevens (Lyrics) 1959
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlOrN...
      It is big Panama.
      
      As for your boomerang:
      "Don't worry, boy
      I know the trick
      And to you, I'm gonna show it
      If you want your
      Boomerang to come back
      Well, first you've got to throw it"
      
      I had some 3-lobe boomerangs that I threw in a vertical orientation. They came back very reliably.
      
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        Posted by mccannon01 1 year ago
        
        Thanks! I've been saying it wrong all these decades. It isn't the first time I've mistaken song lyrics, though.
        
        I remember the three prong boomerangs, but mine was a standard "L" shaped thing. It would come back pretty much if I threw it nearly upwards, but never on a more level throw. Must be a knack to it or my 'rang wasn't much good. The 'roos were laughing I'm sure!
        
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year ago
    
    We also forgot . . . wait, wait for it . ., . My Ding-a Ling!
    
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Posted by Aeronca 1 year ago

I want what that kid wants. Or how about just some spines for the politicians? They are ceolenterates.

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  Posted by CaptainKirk 1 year ago
  
  The politicians have spines...
  
  You know the spine it takes, to take an OATH to serve your country, and accept MONEY in a myriad of ways to screw your country over?
  
  Let's not pretend they are clueless. They are self-interested.
  
  The secret to fixing this was from Mark Twain.
  2 Terms...
  1 in Office,
  1 in Prison...
  
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    Posted by freedomforall 1 year ago
    
    No, not prison because the Deep State controlled POTUS will just pardon the guilty and prosecute/jail the innocent.
    Death for treason to all who break their oaths. ASAP
    D.C. NIFO
    
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    Posted by Aeronca 1 year ago
    
    3 foot diameter herring bone gears turning at 1 rpm at the bottom of a smooth walled tank with a 1 foot wide step to stand on. Eventually they'll fall asleep.
    
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  Posted by Suzanne43 1 year ago
  
  I thank the Lord that my son could have written the Santa letter. He was raised right.
  
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  Posted by mccannon01 1 year ago
  
  Wisdom of the young, LOL!
  
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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year ago
  
  . . . and very primitive!
  
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Posted by 73SHARK 1 year ago

Isn't the last one how chiropractors originally got started?

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year ago
  
  LMAO . . . I don't think so but it's funny. I can see Fred Flintstone at the chiropractors now!
  
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Posted by allosaur 1 year ago

Me dino even knew to type "The Witch Doctor" when I looked "Oo ee oo ah ah" up.
And the original version on YouTube was nice enough to tell me now an old rundown dino with all me aches and pains was 11-year-old way back then in another galaxy far, far away when men knew they were men and women knew they were women and no one was called a phobe of any sort.
The word gay was not even ruined for poetry and songs yet. That word DID become ruined at about the time The Flintstones appeared on TV with its intro song having "a gay ole' time." Me dino can even remember that also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjrT...

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year ago
  
  Good memory, Dino
  
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  Posted by Steven-Wells 1 year ago
  
  Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy.!
  That comes to mind because:
  • It has a potentially scandalous interpretation.
  • Last month I stayed a night on E. Andy Devine Avenue in Kingman, Arizona. Hi'ya Kids, It's Andy's Gang!
  
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    Posted by katrinam41 1 year ago
    
    And Midnight the cat says Hi!
    
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Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year ago

We had a cat that thought he was a dog just like the two we had, he went to the groomers, took showers with us and loved a ride in the car and especially loved sailing on the Carlinda (a Hunter Sailing Vessel.)

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  Posted by mhubb 1 year ago
  
  we have a dog that should be a cat
  she is a Pomeranian
  
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  Posted by katrinam41 1 year ago
  
  Ah the memories. Bebobaloobob and oo-ee-oo-ah-ah! 12 years living aboard our 30' Coronado with two cats who loved to sail. I'll never be a vegan! Thanks once more, Carl :)
  
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year ago
    
    Tutti Frutti on Rudy
    
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Posted by 25n56il4 1 year ago

Good group OUC! Congrats! I really liked the doggie adopting a kitty. My Fred was bitten by a Tarantula spider and I've been doctoring him myself since I think most of the vets in my town are idiots. Six wanted to amputate his paw. One said, 'he's had that paw for 13 years, let's let him keep it. Guess what? Good old Fred has done most of the work himself. I've given him Amoxicillin, a CBD antiinflamatory, liquid spray of hydrogen peroxide and liquitd oxygen. He did more than I could. It looks about to heal over. I love doggies. nb

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year ago
  
  We posted close to the same time. You may have missed my story about a cat and 2 dogs.
  
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Posted by Rex_Little 1 year ago

I thought I remembered who sang Witch Doctor, but I looked it up and I was wrong. Does that mean I'm not as old as I thought I was?

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  Posted by mccannon01 1 year ago
  
  Maybe it means you're older than you thought you were, LOL!
  
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Posted by JakeOrilley 1 year ago

Just got to the first one - and was laughing out loud!!! So true, so true. Now that I have my breath back will finish the rest of them.....

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Posted by Suzanne43 1 year ago

Now I know why my lawn mowing guy was drooling. Here I thought that he had some kind of condition. Wait a minute, I guess he does. Kidding aside, this bunch was really funny. Thanks!.

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year ago
  
  The best way to tell is if the grass died or grew where he drooled?
  
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    Posted by Suzanne43 1 year ago
    
    Funny!
    
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Posted by starguy 1 year ago

That's a good-looking ribeye steak.
I'm probably going to have to fire up the grill now!

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year ago
  
  The thing is so big, I thought it was a brontosaurus steak!
  
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Posted by bobsprinkle 1 year ago

Wait a minute.....aomebody got the colors wrong on those 2 water bottles....

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Posted by Thoritsu 1 year ago

Hilarious! The steak ones made me hungry ... thanks...

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