Trump Thanks GOP Candidates For Providing Strong Support For His Nomination

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 2 months ago to Humor
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This gallant gesture was made to the abstaining elephant in the room by all the other GOP POTUS candidates during the second debate. Aw, Schiff! Was that Tuesday night or Wednesday night? Aw, who cares?
"They obviously want me to be the nominee," Trump told reporters, further stating all of the candidates at the debate went out of their way to make sure no one would want to vote for them.
Those who had the stomach to watch that waste of time second debate hailed it as an excellent example of making voters dislike you.
For example, the way they so enthusiastically tried to talk over each other was praised for repulsing viewers just enough to change the channel or to just turn their TVs off.
For upcoming debates, the Republican National Committee is discussing such options as playing the "Yakety Sax" theme music from the Benny Hill Show.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-thanks-gop-candidates-for-providing-such-strong-support-for-his-nomination


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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 1 year, 2 months ago
    A glimpse into my text message folder:

    Tim Scott: DON'T DELETE THIS Markus! It's vital, so I'll be blunt: I'm humbly asking for $32 to boost my post-debate momentum! Please! (url link)
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    Markus: There was a debate?!?

    If you're not going to CLEAN HOUSE in all the alphabet agencies I don't give a crap what you have to say. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘

    TRUMP 2024

    Tim Scott: You have successfully unsubscribed.

    Hahahaha but wait thereโ€™s more!!! Nikki Haley texted me too:

    Nikki Haley: It's Nikki Haley. There's something you need to know about me, Markus. (url link)

    stop=end

    Markus: Congratulations on your future appointment to the Board of Raytheon. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
    We all know what youโ€™re about already.

    Nikki Haley: You have been unsubscribed.

    Damn RINOs!
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 2 months ago
      The dino has been snail mail asked to send listed amounts in boxes from maybe $32 up to $1,000 to all kinds of political and charitable causes.
      Sometime I'm asked something like to pay $17 for the expense of a cause when I could not EVEN afford to pay the $32.
      Save for on Sundays, the dino tosses out the refilled plastic grocery bag in my office trash can an average of one time a day.
      Due to being more charitable before I fully retired 10 years ago, me dino's name has been passed around a lot. I never do that with plastic over the phone.
      I've been punching the "Call Block" button after reading my "Caller ID" lots. lots. lots more lately.
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  • Posted by mshupe 1 year, 2 months ago
    It's shaping up that way. Gingrich made an interesting comment about the RNC cancelling future debates. It's over.
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 2 months ago
      I didn't watch the second debate. Next night Jesse Watters displayed how how candidates tried to talk over each other.
      For years when guests on Fox shows started to try and talk over each other, I almost always went channel surfing right then and there.
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