"No, it's not the key fob that's missing. It's the jet," say campers at the Francois Marion National Forest, who saw a tactical column of Marines searching for the F-35 fighter that went missing Sunday.
The Pentagon could not be reached for comment. Oops, does that mean the Pentagon is missing, too?
In a related Trending Article, Marines (not the missing Pentagon maybe for going Woke) announced that the Lost F-35 Was Carrying Epstein Client List and other choice goodies being kept Top Secret by the DOJ and Fake News.
Oh, and don't miss The Babylon Bee's video of a visit by The Gender Fairy. Turned out The Bee is pushing a humor book about all those phony genders advocated by the loony left. Think even a dino would buy that? Naw!