House Republicans Spend This Weekend Brainstorming How To Be Even More Of An Embarrassment

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 2 months ago to Humor
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Now as me dino writes this Sunday morning, methinks by now most of those leaderless with no speaker GOP House clowns should have at this point thought up new creative ways to make bigger fools of themselves whether that be on a golf course or not.

Also in Trending Articles you may want to check out three sad jokes about bumble-brained Buyden giving Palestine $100 million that will surely go to the Hamas war effort without even asking for the release of hostages.
Hey, Quid Pro Quo Sell-Out Trader Traitor Joe, Surely you must know from influence peddling that something for something can also work in reverse. So what's with that latest something for nothing?
Did you not trade an $incoming$ sell-out to China that allowed a information-gathering enemy balloon to float all the way across the USA?
You even waited to shoot it down when it reached the the ocean so Navy divers could retrieve what you could hide as classified material and information.
Come, on, man! Just how all the more senile have you become, Jack?
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  • Posted by mhubb 1 year, 2 months ago
    pick someone
    it is not as if anything done now can save the Republic

    the amount of debt simply cannot sustained, 30+ trillion and 200 trillion in unfunded pensions

    at some point it will all come crashing down

    0bama the il-legal alien POTUS and his cabal of traitors started this mess, helped along by RINO traitors.

    just what they were all thinking i'll never understand, what the democrat traitors were doing is clear, destroy the United States.

    but the likes of pelosi and schumer must truly hate their families to hand them a nation in such distress, their wealth will mean nothing
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 2 months ago
      Me supposes Deep State fat cat scum like Pelosi and Schumer thinks their families will be okay for inheriting their megabucks.
      They overlook one hitch. There are places throughout history where money has become worthless.
      Hoarded gold? I'm thinking Mad Max.
      In the collapsed and violent remnant of a civilization, gold may only be worth metal easy to melt down to make projectiles placed in brass to make a complete bullet because rounds used to be called cartridges.
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    • Posted by term2 1 year, 2 months ago
      wealth of the regular people will be stolen to hep prop up the left. The people in power will retain their wealth somehow . Do you really think Pelosi and crew will be penniless??
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    • Posted by JohnWesley 1 year, 2 months ago
      You are correct, the Republic is lost. I feel sorry for the good people that will suffer in our future. History shows that the leaders, the peolsi and schumer's that work for a different future will suffer the greatest lost. Who was it that said, "Those that don't learn from history are doomed to repeat that history."?
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  • Posted by term2 1 year, 2 months ago
    I have to say that the republican party is going to lose in 2024 from internal stupidity and lack of cohesiveness. Democrats are a lot more organized, and know what they want and will probably get it
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  • Posted by Andypitt 1 year, 2 months ago
    This is the best thing that's happened. We're finally seeing some accountability being extracted from the leadership. They talk a good game but when it really comes down to it, that is all that it is. talk.
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 2 months ago
      Though I quit donating to the GOP for RINO behavior during King Barry's Obamanable first, alphabet soup extensions of the doofus do-nothing GOP still ring my phone off the hook looking for donations. I understand that they know it when I press my "call block" button. But they keep trying.
      I don't trust any snail mail that come from "Republicans for Trump" type statements. I have trust issues. I donate directly to Trump, though.
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      • Posted by term2 1 year, 2 months ago
        I dont even read any political emails any more. Democrats are stupid and want destruction of the country. Republicans are somewhat better, but are terribly disorganized and will lose again in 2024 as they did in 2020
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        • Posted by JohnWesley 1 year, 2 months ago
          Republicans did not lose the vote in 2020, or 2022. Republicans do not control/monitor the vote in the manner of the Democrats. If they did maybe we could manufacture votes and change enough votes to win elections, the way Democrats do.
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          • Posted by term2 1 year, 2 months ago
            It is my determination that our election for president is a joke currently. The demo are doing the Jan6 thing because they KNOW that a lot of Americans do not trust the elections currectly
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  • Posted by trailsRus 1 year, 2 months ago
    I agree that the GOPe are clowns, but in this case having the house stymied of passing any bills is a good thing since the panic and push being demonstrated by the media and same GOPe clowns tells me they are behind the money laundering bills going to Ukraine, Palestine, and many others. There's an old trope that goes something like: Whenever legislature is in session, no property is safe nor life sacred. We are better off without any of them.
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  • Posted by GaryL 1 year, 2 months ago
    There have been many times in the past when bullets and powder were more valuable than cash and precious metals
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    • Posted by term2 1 year, 2 months ago
      the world is too small a place to escape totalitarianism by hiding in a gulch
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      • Posted by GaryL 1 year, 2 months ago
        Are any of us here, "Hiding" in a gulch??
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        • Posted by term2 1 year, 2 months ago
          I meant with reference to the 'gulch" in AS. In today's world, I don't think there is a safe place like that gulch once the statists want to find you and take what you have. Once things collapse, the statists will be in attack mode trying to save their own selves at the expense of the productive people. I thought "walking dead" was a very appropriate series, with the hordes of the entitled replacing the "zombies" in the TV series.
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        • Posted by $ Abaco 1 year, 2 months ago
          Yeah. Northern Nevada. I LOVE how I've heard so many people over the past few years say that NV is liberal. Yes....keep spreading that rumor please. When somebody who lives in California calls some other place liberal that doesn't mean a damned thing...
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          • Posted by GaryL 1 year, 2 months ago
            The only ones I ever knew who hid in a gulch were the politicians who got us into the Vietnam war. Guts enough to say Go but not enough guts to stay and win. All pussies who will think nothing about sending our treasures into battle until the costs get too high and then they abandon them.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 1 year, 1 month ago
    Except for these Gulch forums, BB is the only thing worth spending any time on. I skim some emails and sites, only very occasionally finding anything worthwhile, otherwise I even leave the TV off most of the time. Good post to your dino :)
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 1 month ago
      Thanks. You should see how I treat my email.
      Read part of a post. Delete. Read part of a post. Delete. Hey, this may be interesting. Nah, delete.
      As for The Babylon Bee? I may or may not find an article that I want to bring to The Gulch.
      Even then some do and some do not take off for receiving group participation so to speak.
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