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New York Times Patiently Awaits Zoom Call From Hamas To See What They Should Print Today

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 2 months ago to Humor
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Yes, comrades, let's all take a big happy look at what the "all news fit to print" New York Times news staff are up to these days to enhance "fundamental change" on a global level.
It was way back during the Seventies, but I've gone to see Disney's "It's A Small World After All" park exhibit. Haven't you, my dear comrades? Haven't you?

You may also be interested in checking out the bottom sidebar article in which Hamas clarifies that they only meant to start a war so they could do anything they wanted and no one gets to fight back.
After all, the entire world is here to submit obedience to Islamic Law on pain of being cancelled.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-times-calls-hamas-to-ask-what-they-would-like-printed-on-front-page-tomorrow


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  • Posted by bobsprinkle 1 year, 2 months ago
    As soon as the NY Times gets the directions from Hamas, they should send the directions to the DUMB ASS republican party. 'Cause they don't know what the fuck they are doing.
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 2 months ago
      Three times I pushed the "Call Block" button when the GOP called to ask for a donation yesterday.
      Me dino already explained to them I do not donate due to yet to be fixed RINO behavior during Obama's first term.
      Since then I've stopped using plastic to donate or buy anything over the phone PERIOD.
      This weekend I do intend to snail mail with a check donate directly to Trump's campaign in response to a mailed request.
      I may be wasting money like I did during Trump's last reelection attempt, but it strikes me as the patriotic thing to do.
      When the American Dream is completely destroyed, I don't want to feel like little getting old me had anything to do with that.
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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 2 months ago
    Has anyone noticed the last two public appearances of TraderJoe BuyDumb, his mask was showing?
    Last nights speech to the nation, his chin was canted off to the left by inches.
    BuyDone is not just a puppet, he ain't even the same loser we all knew and dispised.
    Anybody who has watched a loved one suffer from dementia, you know as well as I, 10 years is about the absolute limit before they die.
    BuyDone has been showing signs of dementia before O'Bummer (The Magic Kenyan) picked him for VP.
    Back in 2009, Buy-Dumb's own colleagues were warning him not to take the VP post because of his mental decline. 14 years ago!
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 2 months ago
      My father who died in a hospice a day before his 99th birthday was so senile that he could not recognize me unless I pointed at myself in a family group photo that he kept.
      My mother had Alzheimer's and was completely out of it before the blessing of a stroke put her out of her raving misery.
      Me dino would rather be hit by a truck rather than to die like that.
      Anyway, I've twice witnessed how dementia can progress with an aging parent.
      So I knew there was no way in hell that yet to be fully exposed as a crook and a traitor was mentally fit to by POTUS when sniffy stumble bumbles announced his candidacy.
      No way in hell? Maybe I should take that back.
      We are IN hell for all the blood that dim Puppet-In-Chief and his Marxist handlers have through insane policies spilled here and worldwide.
      Think there would be a war in The Crimea and Israel if Trump's reelection had beat the cheat? I don't.
      I'm only surprised that China has not invaded Taiwan yet.
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      • Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 2 months ago
        I was so fortunate to have many fantastic mentors in my 35 years working at an MIT research Laboratory.
        One man stands out in particular, Bob P. He was an engineer at the Altar radar facility on Kwajalein Island tracking station for the Apollo rocket program, mid-late 1960's.
        A brilliant engineer, pilot, mountaineer, kayaker, sailor. The man was the epitome of health.
        One day we were flying in his Piper Cub to Cape Cod when he started an approach to Logan International (No, that was not on the flight plan). This little mishap caught the attention of the FAA who insisted on an early physical. That's when he got the bad news.
        What happened next shocked everybody who knew and loved Bob.
        Within 18 months, he gave up his pilots license, then his driver license, retired early, moved in with his son as his mental abilities diminished so quick, it made my head spin. Not a year into this saga, he was in Hospice, couldn't speak, then couldn't move. He died at 72, just short of 18 months from the onset.
        I have seen enough cases of Dementia and Alzheimers cases to know the routine. But I had never seen someone go this quick. Especially one who was in such outstanding physical condition.
        This clown playing BuyDumb is just that: A clown, playing a role.
        BuyDumb is either on ice in some hospice somewhere, or he is already pushing up the daisies.
        My guess is the latter.
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        • Posted by $ 1 year, 2 months ago
          You are entitled to that opinion.
          I'm convinced that clown is the real thing due to the way he is progressively getting worse.
          Progressively. I wrote progressively. Talk about a double meaning!
          I'm 76 and well aware that something may cause me to drop dead at any minute.
          When I was 73, a relative who was 37 dropped dead from a heart attack when he walked a away from eating lunch at work.
          I kept obsessing over how I was 73 and he was 37~~73 & 37!~~37 & 73~~73 & 37~~etc!!!!
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          • Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 2 months ago
            Enjoy each day as if it were you're last.

            Lately I'm getting the feeling that obsessing about things that are out of my control are an increasing waste of time, an unnecessary distraction from enjoying my remaining days.
            I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
            I didn't work for 50 years only to fret my golden years away.
            The world is getting crazier by the day.
            If I can't do anything about, the sane thing to do is to just let it go.
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            • Posted by $ 1 year, 2 months ago
              I don't get into an obsessing mood all that much.
              Have to admit when the young man died 37 being the reverse numeration of 73 kinda spooked me for a week or so and I off and on sill think about it..
              I now know a lot of people who are dead and some died young, but me dino keeps chugging along.
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            • Posted by VetteGuy 1 year, 2 months ago
              Sounds like the theme of "Enjoy the Decline"!
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              • Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 2 months ago
                Hypothetically; if you could change the world, where would you start?

                I would nullify the 1871 incorporation of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (all caps intended) and go back to strict adherence to Constitutional government and printing our own currency. No FED, No UN, No NATO, No federal taxes (we subsisted on tariffs alone for 150 years and had no debt)
                The power belongs to "we the people" alone.
                How did we get this far off course?
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                • Posted by VetteGuy 1 year, 2 months ago
                  That would be a good one.

                  The one thing I have frequently said, is that I would require all middle or high school students to take a simple computer programming language, like FORTRAN or something similar. It focuses the mind on logic. If-Then statements must be written carefully and accurately. As the saying goes, a computer doesn't do what you WANT it to do, it does what you TELL it to do. Feelings don't mean squat. We need kids to think logically, instead of "2+2 can = 5 if you FEEL like it's 5".

                  It would take a couple of generations, but if the kids could be taught to think for themselves instead of feel what the propagandists want them to feel, things MIGHT turn around. As it is, we are rapidly hurtling the opposite direction. Today's teachers are the 4th or 5th generation of entrenched liberal ideology.
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  • Posted by rhfinle 1 year, 2 months ago
    The Hamas call is delayed, as they are currently processing all of the ID info on Delta Force that Biden just gave them.
    Not kidding, just nauseated.
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 2 months ago
      Wonder why his handlers told the Puppet-In-Chief to do such a thing.
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      • Posted by rhfinle 1 year, 2 months ago
        I think they've got a huge list somewhere of things they could do to eff up America. They saw the opportunity to check one off, and...
        I highly recommend pirating and studying a copy of Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals". I wouldn't give them the honor or cash to purchase it, but it's out there on the internet. If you read and understand it, it explains an awful lot about what they've been doing to us for the past 50 years.
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