CNN~~A Word From Your Government Here For You To Do As We Say
Yes, we have no bananas. Some silly joke from the Fifties. Funny, no? No means si.
You see, listen up all you little peeps.
We who are your government due to our amassed superior knowledge always know what is best to instruct your teeny tiny little next to insignificant little selves so you may all always, always be correctly herded along.
Rejoice that we are here to protect you all from MAGA terrorists that include pesky parents who come to disrupt school board meetings.
Cheated by Russian collusion, it's our shoulda been President Hurricane Hilary who said it best that "It takes a village" to raise your smaller than even you little brats always, always in need of drag queen story book hour sexual guidance.
In the name of the glass ceiling that deprived Hilary of her equitable breakage, trust that your, yes, we who are always, always having no bananas no government like good government shall make sure Orange Man Very Bad is found guilty of interfering with the 2020 POTUS election. Why? Simple. So that we who are your rulers shall have our best chance of interfering with the upcoming 2024 election.
Ethics? We who have no bananas no need no stinking ethics. We just need to always, always win. How else can we Democrats always stay in power if we no make sure we always, always win?
Go in peace. Remember, Big Brother is always, always watching you. So be sure to always, always vote as instructed. Or else.
God save the Queen. Cast your vote for Joe.