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Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago to Humor
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Yes, Arkancide shall be making a guest appearance in Southern California,
Should you live in that part of the country, make sure a blonde Caucasian evil hag is not among the illegals sneaking across your property. She would never pick up a broom but she does cackle a lot.
Click the link for further details. It's okay if you feel like humming "Mack The Knife" while doing so.
Oh, if you're too young to have ever heard of "Mack The Knife," click this other link~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8iPU...

FLASH! This Breaking News Just In!
Hurricane Hilary Has Already Destroyed Thousands And Thousands Of Emails!!!
https://babylonbee.com/news/hilary-ma...

Dang, new news keeps on a-comin'!
On a happy note, Californians Hope Hilary Will Wash Human Poop Off Their Sidewalks!
https://babylonbee.com/news/californi...
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/deaths-caused-by-hurricane-hilary-to-be-labeled-suicides

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  • Posted by fairbro 1 year, 4 months ago
    There are also a rising toll of fatal "auto accidents" or 'suicides" or "disappearances" to falsely account for the rising number of NATO casualties in Ukraine. US troops are supposedly not in Ukraine, operating the HIMARS, etc..but they are.
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    Posted by fairbro 1 year, 4 months ago
    At the High School basketball game, the band played "Mac the Knife" theme last winter. They also play "Wipeout." Another game, at halftime the principal called all the veterans out of the audience to stand on center court, and bouncy cheerleaders gave us all a rose. I haven't locked my front door for a couple of years, and I leave the keys in the car because it's more convenient.

    No, never mind where I live, We don't want any immigrants! Maybe U-Haul rents time machines, though.
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  • Posted by starguy 1 year, 4 months ago
    Clearly, this whole "Hurricane Hilary" was nothing but Russian disinformation... because a DNC paid-for dossier says so.
    Trump needs to be indicted for this!
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago
      Yeah, that Orange Man is really bad. There would not even be Climate Change if he was not breathing inside of our atmosphere.
      We also have earthquakes and massive sinkholes because his feet touches the surface of our planet.
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  • Posted by mshupe 1 year, 4 months ago
    Typically, there is more truth embedded in Babylon Bee creations than meets the eye. The real tragedy is the children and innocent residents who do not vote Democrat, but many of the others are third party accomplices ala the passengers singled out in Atlas as victims of the Taggart Tunnel collapse. Suicide by explicit sanction.
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  • Posted by $ Stormi 1 year, 4 months ago
    Like all things named "Hillary" this one involves majore scams and disreagard for life. A book appeared on Amazon the day after the fire started, describeing even what had not yet happened, and blaming Climate change! At the same time, the Mayor had a signed document, predating the fire, to seize the burned properties, likely to sell to huge hotel chain. To accomplish all this, they turned off the water,so people could not protect their properties, would not allow adults to go home to rescue their children, when then burned to death. But hey, Biden feels for them, yeah, and what monies changed hands in this depopulation event, and confiscating of property? Seveal sombodies got rich here.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 4 months ago
    HAD to +1 that. dino! LOL. Got lost for a while chasing down many of the added titles, too! Thanks, LMAO!
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago
      As fast as I was done posting what became the primary story, The Babylon Bee one about Hilary destroying emails popped up in my email with the one about poop hopefully being washed away in its sidebar.
      Considered separate posts before me dino decided, "Naw, put 'em all in one."
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