Lori Lightfoot Teaches Course On Catching And Eating Fish Raw

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago to Humor
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Now me dino has finally figured out what the former Chicago Mayor's face reminds me of, but let's not be~~blub! blub!~~unkind.
The new Harvard professor who students fondly allude to as "Lick It Lori" teaches that cooking fish by any means whatsoever only ruins the oh so sweet juiciness of fish. Yes, enhanced flavor should always be at the pinnacle of culinary skills.
She also teaches that the most important dining technique~~that is, after grabbing a panic-stricken wriggling fish out of the class bucket~~is for a student to quickly slam its head against his or her desk.
Then all there's left to do is~~yum! yum!~~and in front of everyone. What good fun!
In related news that any self-respecting lib would ignore, Harvard campus police reported a 92% increase in drive-by shootings just after Lightfoot arrived.

And Me Dino Took Special Notice That~~
~~At the bottom of the Babylon Bee's sidebar of Trending Articles, New York City Mayor Eric Adams has called Texas to ask if they have any more of those border cowboy guys with whips.
Higher up there's an article about Obama being seen drinking a Bud Light, but you know what people~~including his own family~~are saying about Rainbow Obummer now.
Ah, not to mention what's been whispered about his Michelle for some time now.
Remember when the White House used to be lit up with rainbow colors at night?
Yeah, there just ain't no decent reverence for our American institutions anymore. Just ask Slick Willie. And don't forget the drag queen shows at the Bidens.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/lori-lightfoot-teaches-harvard-course-on-how-to-catch-raw-wriggly-delicious-fishes-so-tasty-sweet-yes-good-precious


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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 1 year, 3 months ago
    Please tell me the WORST and possibly MOST outwardly RACIST mayor in Chicago’s history wasn’t given a teaching position at Harvard. A degree from Harvard should mean absolutely NOTHING anymore.
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