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Weak Hurricane Hilary Performance Blamed On Russian Interference

Posted by allosaur 2 years ago to Humor

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Hilary failed to wash away all the poop plopped by the homeless on Las Angeles sidewalks to the grave disappointment of the city's many residents.
In response, the L.A. D.A. is indicting Trump for Russian collusion. Adam Schiff will be doing a happy dance all the way to the nearest TV news conference.

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Posted by BobCat 2 years ago

Actually, the broomstick ran out of oomph. She traded her old stick (which was powered by vodka) in for a new, improved, green model (which ran on batteries). The new model developed 'vibrations' at high speeds and she just ran it out of power. Now she is searching for a windmill to recharge....

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  Posted by allosaur 2 years ago
  
  Bet progressive witchcraft costs the Evil Hag not only a lot more time but a lot more money too.
  
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    Posted by freedomforall 2 years ago
    
    Whatever it is, it isn't enough punishment.
    
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Posted by mhubb 2 years ago

i was kinda hoping that that the earthquake and storm would take most of california away
/s

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  Posted by allosaur 2 years ago
  
  It was a beautiful state when me dino visited it twice during the Seventies.
  Beauty ain't everything when its innards turn evil and rotten to the core.
  That mass migration of people fleeing that state tells you everything you need to know.
  
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    Posted by mhubb 2 years ago
    
    was....
    when Reagan the Great was running it
    and a short time after
    
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      Posted by allosaur 2 years ago
      
      When I was writing that last reply I came close to mentioning successfully running a beautiful state that became homeless doo-doo dump with city maps marking places to watch where you step.
      First heard that about those maps from a living Limbaugh on the radio.
      
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