Family Torn Between Placing Grandpa In Hospice Or Having Him Run For Senate

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago to Humor
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The grandfather and a potential senatorial candidate, Philip Gabbert, is 98 years old and suffers from advanced dementia.
"We could really go either way with this," his grown grandson said.
Yeah, they really for really real could. Old and senile doddering dunderheads bumbling and stumbling and falling down and going boom when not going blank in Congress if not in the White House has really been the trending news these days.
Here a related Babylon Bee article also reports, "McConnell Suffers Stroke, Surges To Lead In Democrat Primary."
Confused? I'm not. Not really. Me dino has always thought of him as a compromised RINO anyhoo.
Turtle and that other candidate with dementia will all be explained if you simply click the link.
Have a nice day and look out for really old senior citizens driving automotive vehicles.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/family-torn-between-placing-grandpa-on-hospice-or-having-him-run-for-senate


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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 4 months ago
    Declare grandpa a "trans" progressive and run him in a blue state. The DS will cheat the election and give the family a cut of all wealth accumulated from behind the scenes transactions. Can't lose.
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