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Miss Netherlands "Champing At The Bit" To Compete In Next Beauty Pageant

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago to Humor
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In a night of stunning and inclusive bliss, The Netherlands conferred its highest beauty pageant honor upon a trans woman who looks just like a real woman because no one would dare to deny it.
Yes, you know it's a sure bet Miss Rikkie Vallerie Kolle, a really for a really real woman, shall win every pageant she ever appears in right on up to Miss Universe and maybe even more. Yay! You go, Rikkie!!!
That is, as long as another really real woman doesn't compete.
Woo! Woo!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/miss-netherlands-chomping-at-the-bit-to-compete-in-next-beauty-pageant

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  • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 5 months ago
    Kind of wish we could go back to the good old days where we just objectified women for their natural beauty. This is... nasty.
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago
      Those who have accepted the Yoke Of The Woke pretend not to know what a woman is, that men can get pregnant and that untold are the number of genders allowed to exist inside the la-la land of their malfunctioning minds.
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      • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 5 months ago
        La-la land is right. These people aren't right in the head.
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        • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago
          And me dino thinks their mental malfunctions extends from a common denominator, so to speak.
          Before I even heard of The Gulch, that common denominator became the title of a book after I heard it spoken on my car radio~~
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          • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 5 months ago
            I go back and forth on Savage but there is one thing he nailed and that's it. You can't have a functioning brain and be a progressive. It's simply impossible. You have to will the logical/reasoning apparatus to take a back seat to one's ego and ideology. And after you do that for so long, the logical portions wither away and die from lack of use, turning you into the literal "useful idiot" to progressive causes. This phenomenon explains much of the bureaucracy as well, which is why there ought to be as little government as possible.
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            • Posted by VetteGuy 1 year, 5 months ago
              Being a progressive is easier if you are trained from pre-k that feelings trump facts. If you FEEL like 2+2=5, anyone who tells you otherwise is just a hater. And probably a racist.
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            • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago
              That phenomenon big time explains how the DOJ, Fake News, the Jackass Party and other "useful idiots" are currently falling all over themselves to cover up what is being more and more exposed about the Biden Crime Family and the January 6 scam. You know, why Tucker Carlson got canned.
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  • Posted by $ gharkness 1 year, 5 months ago
    You KNOW he's going to win. It cannot be any other way. All those aspiring young ladies who are blinded into thinking they even have a chance at this need to LEAVE THE COMPETITION immediately.
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago
      Yes, he is a he. And if all the competing shes will please wise up and leave Mr. He In Drag standing alone on the stage, all this irrational stupidity should come to a stop quite quickly. That goes for women's sports also!
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      • Posted by $ rainman0720 1 year, 5 months ago
        Similar to my solution, which is to have the women's basketball team at one major college be made up completely of "men who identify as women". According to their idiotic perspective, libtards couldn't do a damn thing about it. And my most fervent wish would be for this men's team masquerading as women to blow through the entire season, winning games by an average of something like 126-40, and having their names permanently enshrined in a trophy case. That should end the discussion once and for all. The women who agree to this charade would get to keep their scholarships, and would keep the year of athletic eligibility they've ceded, as their one year hiatus would go a very long way to restoring sanity.
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        • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago
          Not bad. Getting enough trans players to fill a full team may be problematic.
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          • Posted by $ rainman0720 1 year, 5 months ago
            I'm not sure they'd have to be trans; all it would take is for them to say they identify as female, and viola, they can compete on women's teams.
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            • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago
              You're right. There is definitely an incentive considering changing rooms with lockers and showers.
              A week or two ago me dino read about a guy who claimed to identify as a woman becoming visibly aroused at the sight of naked women in a locker room.
              He must be like me. Well, kinda. I identify as a lesbian in a man's body.
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  • Posted by ycandrea 1 year, 5 months ago
    And he is not even attractive! It is so sad. It is like women do not even exist anymore,
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    • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 5 months ago
      Of course women are the target , they are the glue to a family . They don’t want families they want children to be wards of the state. Many facets to Evil. BTW the NAZIS did the same to women. See Prussiagate by Will Zoll on substack.
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  • Posted by $ Stormi 1 year, 5 months ago
    I know the original women's movement was really anti male really. I never bought into it. I was one of the first women who was allowed a car loan in our city in my own name. Adad prepared me for competition and doggedness in getting what you want. But, many men turned into lapdogs almost. Sad to see. Now, is this striking back at theose whe felt they could not be real men, but decided to stick it to women by taking over sports and now beauty contests> This is an approach which says, they cannot compete as men, so they will make women pay for it. I never got intothe women's lib thing or wonen's studies in college, even though they tried to recruit me. I told them I read the writing of both old white Europena men and like them, but also read the writing of women. I did add that I had not interest in readying about females like the leaders of anti male femiinsim nor the female domestic terrorists. The lady porfs. were unhappy, but they got over it.
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    • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 1 year, 5 months ago
      No I don’t think so. These are confused men who were told their whole lives that having a penis made them evil. Raised by single mothers who blamed the “sperm donor” for everything bad that happened. I don’t think these guys are doing it on purpose. This is a natural reaction to the incredible brainwashing they’ve been exposed to their whole lives.
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      • Posted by $ Stormi 1 year, 5 months ago
        Both sides seem without logic. We have feminists who are actually anti tradistional women, and men. So, they have kids and the husband becomes an ex- and mom tries to transition her son to female. All the time getting plastic surgery, botox, et al, all to impress the men they resent. Meanwhile, the men first did not know if it was ok to hold a door open for women even. Then some decided to trans to women, who were alrady unhappy themselves, the pink hat "ladies" of DC. How can a child of any gender be expected to grow up without anger issues and confusion, from these nutty folks? It is as if they used "1984" as a guid, and went from there. All while kids of any gendre are being dumbed down and falling into lock step.
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    • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 1 year, 5 months ago
      No I don’t think so. These are confused men who were told their whole lives that having a penis made them evil. Raised by single mothers who blamed the “sperm donor” for everything bad that happened. I don’t think these guys are doing it on purpose. This is a natural reaction to the incredible brainwashing they’ve been exposed to their whole lives.
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago
        Even this accidental repeat gets a point from the dino. More than once I've read about some demented single mother so happoily grooming a son to be pseudo-female beginning at a young age.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 5 months ago
    Trump’s tweets could be viewed as the beginning of an extremely unusual war. It would be a war that sparked complete outrage within the Alphabet Cartel (which we know as LGBTQ+). When the bumbling, forgetful ‘Resident-in-Chief’ arrived at the White House, he immediately set about reversing most of Trump’s achievements. In particular, Joe Biden specifically softened Trump’s call on the transgender community in the US military. During the COVID madness of 2020, the world was introduced to a peculiar individual in Pennsylvania. As the Commonwealth’s health secretary, this person began advocating the mass lockdown of Pennsylvanians and their businesses:
    From Urania link to 1st of 7 parts https://prussiagate.substack.com/p/ur...
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