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Archeologists Find Target Store Among Sodom And Gomorrah Ruins

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 6 months ago to Humor
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A stockpile of Bud Light is mentioned in the URL but in in the article.

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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 1 year, 6 months ago
    It’s almost “YOU must celebrate MY personal lifestyle choices or you’re a NAZI” month.
    Can’t wait!
    This June I’m starting my own celebratory designation.
    I’m calling it “Turn off the TV and Streaming Services, go outside and touch grass” month. Who’s with me?
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    • Posted by $ Snezzy 1 year, 6 months ago
      We're always there. On weekends, if the weather is good, we go to birthday parties or the local flea market and put little kids on ponies. Owning 16 ponies keeps us outside most of the time.

      People who do pony rides had a tough time during 2020 and 2021, when almost nobody had birthdays. Their ponies had to use credit cards to buy hay and grain so they could eat. As you might imagine, the horse feed is not the only ongoing expense.

      Tell your friends, wherever they may be, that they should hire the local pony-ride outfit for the kids' birthdays.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
    That's exactly where I would look for it with bud, disney and your local school board along side.

    PS...ITMT is sinking quick, never should have published on a holiday. Go See it before it reaches Davy Jone's Locker! https://www.galtsgulchonline.com/post...
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 6 months ago
      That 'un got by me. Added something.
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      • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
        Thanks Dino...Think I should "Re-Publish it"? it was a good one, hate to see it sink to new lows like that.
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        • Posted by $ 1 year, 6 months ago
          Why not? Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
          Or as me a retired dino used to say about catching prison tower duty, it's always better to bring up too much than to little.
          More than once I caught a double up there. There's nothing more scary than hearing your tower phone ring one hour or less before quitting time.
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          • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
            Same deal when I was at Hospice...could not leave the building, the shift, unmanned.
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            • Posted by $ 1 year, 6 months ago
              Old memories awaken. Halfway through the shift sometimes the phone would ring and I'd hear a supervisor say, "You won the lottery." That means what was called "the computer" (because maybe it was and maybe it wasn't) had selected me for a random drug test. That means someone would watch me do something with a cup that came with a cap. I always considered that a break, especially if I was a rover in a day room full of inmates. Even if you were a cube officer (you watch and push buttons to let rovers through doors) locked up in a safe place, getting out for a little while was a nice change. You always got relieved first. No way I could do that job now. I'm a 76-year-old cripple. A foot became deformed due to a lack of blood flow. That blood flow got fixed with an implanted stent but alas too late.
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            • Posted by katrinam41 1 year, 6 months ago
              Hubby is on home hospice now. Without those wonderful aides and nurses I would be struggling. Thanks for your work, Carl.
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              • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
                Is he well enough to enjoy the memes, or at least enjoy your laughter?
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                • Posted by katrinam41 1 year, 6 months ago
                  On occasion he is aware of things, but mostly he sleeps and drifts away to somewhere else. In those moments when he's here, he laughs at the ones I show him. He won't remember, but it gives him a laugh in the present-time mode. And again I thank you for not retiring these pictorial gems!
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                  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
                    That memes a lot to know that there may be enough genuine laughter to extend into another day without additional adverse consequences; for that is what laughter does for the soul.

                    The original post got caught in the matrix of the holiday and slipped away down the page quickly, way too much work, way too many decisions upon each meme to be used and way too many contributions of memes went into this one to let it sink to the bottom of the swamp.
                    Not to mention following the news during the week, enough to be aware of what was most prominent and what rated Meme tyme scrutiny, facts, humor or insult.
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                  • Posted by $ 1 year, 6 months ago
                    Before my dad died a day before his 99th birthday at a hospice in Nashville, when I visited I had to pick up a group photo of his 5 sons, point at myself and say, "That's me, David, your oldest." Otherwise, he would not know who the heck I was. Last time I saw him, he became infatuated with some unknown actress playing a housewife on TV. My mother died over a decade before my father did.
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