Love 'em, OUC. Got me laughing this morning, especially mean fat Gretta. I'll never look at staple devices the same again. Played on one of those jungle gyms when I was a kid - awesome memories! SNL was actually funny at one time - haven't seen it in years. The kid with the EV SUV Corvette got what he deserved. Yoda's got it figured.

As for the the keys in the ignition it offers a tough choice and would depend on circumstances.

I had a ’69 GTX, which is similar to the Dukes, so I know that’s a fun ride. The DeLorean time machine might help me change a few things that need changing or jump ahead to see how some things turn out. Bond, Vice, and Magnum would be pure fun so there’s a toss up. A-Team would come in handy if I need to move some stuff or go camping or when the SHTF. Mad Max to annoy some annoying neighbors. Have to have Ghost Busters when I’m forced to visit certain left wing relatives which may require an exorcism. As for Knight Rider I don’t need a computer harping on me while I drive, but there are times KIT would come in handy. That leaves Starsky and Hutch, which would be a nice classic ride with good tunes on the radio or 8-track.

Line them up in a new garage and, since I can only drive one at a time, I'll take them all and pick one as needed.

I did get the one with Rocky and the one-eyed cat, but it took longer than it should have considering how many times I've sung that song at karaoke.

Darling AOC, How much Scotch did you drink before you posted this?

The conundrum of picking between a Bond car and KIT lol

Ooh, tough choice!
Knight Rider would be a cool daily driver, as long as KITT doesn't turn into HAL.

The Magnum Ferrari for twisty mountain roads.

But for Classic Cool, the Bond Aston-Martin can't be beat!

The photo shows the actually funny crew of Saturday Night Live was funny when I wasn't taking a girl to a Tuscaloosa or a Birmingham disco. I had the good fortune of living in between both cities back during the Seventies.
"The Eye Of The Tiger" was a song in an early Rocky sequel. Song was kind of a morale booster for me when I began my state corrections officer career during the Eighties. You think a maximum security prison ain't a scary place to work? Oh, yeah, that reminds me. That's where I met my ex. She was an infirmary nurse.
When the green energy commie freaks drive civilization into the ground, I want a sawed-off and the Mad Max car to hunt other people's gasoline, water, food and ammo with. I want the Road Warrior's dingo dog too. Used to have the flick's sound track on a vinyl record. Probably the last one I ever bought.

Back to the Future...
1874 Sharps Rifles
ammo, bullet molds
44 BC here i come!!!

add some knife proof body armor for a certain someone.....

Car choice is easy; the DeLorean Time Machine. It is a Time Machine after all.

Each of the cars is good for "taking out the trash". So, pick one and begin trash removal. Leftists and socialists need to be thrown out of office, and there are always local landfills for the commies. Stop saying we're a Democracy and start saying we are a Republic. Every time you say we're a Democracy, you are participating in subtle "brainwashing"

on the very last meme.I will pick the A-Team van because I can live in it if I have to. .

I'd go for Mad Max.

I like the one with Trump and the McRib sandwich until I saw the tug of war with the guy's wife's bed covers.

OK, I'd try to get the keys to James Bond's Car, if not, I'd go after the Mad Max . . .nothing like a big blower coming out of your hood!

MAD MAX!!!

I finally realized Texans aren't going to be eager to buy electric cars. The Quarter Horse ( the most loved horse of Texans) is fast, intelligent, strong and faithful). They want their cars to be the same!

Take the Austin Martin keys, drive it a couple of times, sell it and buy a Grand Torino. Maybe buy buy the Ferrari 308 (they are not expensive now), and put a real engine in it, (Coyote, or Ecoboost).

I’d take the Dukes of Hazard car because it is so not PC.

True Story. I NEVER got into SNL.
Reason. My friends slept over for my birthday, and we turned on SNL for the first time.

They had some stupid commercial saying that SNL was cancelled. So we turned it off.

Having NEVER SEEN the show, we did NOT know it was an OPENING SKIT. LMAO.

After that, I was so butt-hurt about it, I didn't go seeking it out.

Then by the time I was 13 I had working papers, and NOBODY wanted the Saturday Night late shift (more hours for me)... I've worked weekends all the way through college...

When I had time to watch it, it got stupid, IMO.

Very funny collection! Thanks for the laughs this morning!!!

The Alien and Predator tools would feel right at home on Mars.

The DeLorean if only the time machine works!! Otherwise, Magnum's Red 328 GTS. I love that car !!

Guaranteed I'll never look at my stapler the same way again... :D

Keys? The DeLorean. So much to do, so little... wait for it ... time!!!

Magnum's Ferrari, that would be my choice.
But, it would be close.