TGIFfunnies 5/12/23 EDITION: Another Themeless Repertoire

Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago to Humor

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Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 6 months ago

Thank you for starting my day off with a smile, OUC! Second one in I thought the guy looked like Ed Sullivan before I read the caption. OK, where do they keep the holy smokes?

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
  
  We'll have to ask management.
  
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    Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 6 months ago
    
    I was thinkin' maybe there's a patch out behind the barn.
    
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Posted by allosaur 1 year, 6 months ago

Re last meme top row~~
Me dino saw EV motor the Amish will get after AOC gets rid of all the farting horses along with all the cows to save the planet.

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  Posted by lrshultis 1 year, 6 months ago
  
  On the practical side, Spot the robotic dog needs no clean up after it and will turn out to be more useful because of it being able to traverse all kinds of uneven stuff like stairs and rocky surfaces and at present is semi autonomous like a horse pulling a wagon.
  
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    Posted by allosaur 1 year, 6 months ago
    
    Aha! So that thing is a dog named Spot.
    Bark, Spot! No can do?
    Sit. Roll over. Play dead. Good dog!
    
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      Posted by lrshultis 1 year, 6 months ago
      
      Look up spot the robotic dog.
      
      https://www.google.com/search?channel...
      
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        Posted by allosaur 1 year, 6 months ago
        
        Watching the video, it dawned on me that I saw a Spot either on this screen or on TV a year or so ago.
        That jump rope truck was impressive.
        I can see how dragging things like a cinder block and carrying stuff around at work sites can be useful.
        And the Amish will be needful should AOC ever get our livestock cancelled to make us all eat bugs.
        
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
    
    As long as he doesn't overheat his batteries or try pulling the carriage up the stairs....
    
    He does come with a high environmental cost compared to a mammalian one.
    
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Posted by 73SHARK 1 year, 6 months ago

Love the Holy privy one.

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
  
  Yes, even in Heaven there are Holy bowel movements...
  
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Posted by pixelate 1 year, 6 months ago

Thanks for fine selection Carl.
Yes, the bladder is the key decider on when to wake up.
Cheers!
PS: it would be fun to watch as the Fridge-Lunch-Thief gets their just desserts :)

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Posted by JohnRandALL 1 year, 6 months ago

"All my exes have changed their sexes." Love it! An up to date Strait!

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
  
  Laughing, I can't help wondering if He Played a Role in those changes...
  
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Posted by blarman 1 year, 6 months ago

Holy ! had me laughing - on a conference call! King bladder also had me rolling. Best one was the 9mm, clips and shells one. I know what my next White Elephant is going to be... ;)

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Posted by CaptainKirk 1 year, 6 months ago

The "Stolen Lunch"...

He failed to mention he works from home!

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
  
  Now THAT 'S FUNNY.
  
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Posted by Snezzy 1 year, 6 months ago

The "any" key is an extremely old joke. For "extremely old" think of Bell Labs Unix version 6 or the publication of the K&R C book. The young lady pictured peering underneath her eyeglasses is most likely an actor who was employed as a tech writer in 1978 and probably is the author of that joke.

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Posted by freedomforall 1 year, 6 months ago

Wonderful! 👍
Thanks, OUC!

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Posted by BCRinFremont 1 year, 6 months ago

The fish taco is a side slapper. A little laxative sauce on the side, please.

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
  
  If you could get past the smell!
  
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Posted by AmericanWoman 1 year, 6 months ago

Right on....Old Lives DO matter and should never be there there by some medical person who thinks we are mindless!

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Posted by BobCat 1 year, 6 months ago

Since I have done some divining with pendulums and rods, and since I do NOT golf, I appreciated the humour.

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Posted by kddr22 1 year, 6 months ago

The bladder and waking up, the wonders as we age

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  Posted by lrshultis 1 year, 6 months ago
  
  I, at 83, am still tired though that bladder thing only got me up four times last night for the bonus of taking care of the itchy crusty dry eyes. Also kept waking my cat who gets cranky if she doesn't get her 20 plus hours of sleep a day.
  
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Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 6 months ago

From the bladder king to the hay field nicely done.
OLM or OUCLM. Thanks brother!

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
  
  OQLM, Brother.
  
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Posted by TomB666 1 year, 6 months ago

One of your best :-)

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Posted by katrinam41 1 year, 6 months ago

Thank you so much, Carl! With the week I had, laughing at so many good ones was needed!

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago
  
  That's why I do it...Laughter makes the heart go farther...
  
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Posted by saucerdesigner 1 year, 6 months ago

Have you seen this one?
https://needtoknow.news/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Immunity.jpg

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