Bedweiser Replaces Clydesdales With Cows Dressed As Horses

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 8 months ago to Humor
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Yes, darlings, this is only a delightful continuation of buddy Bud's push for diversity as it celebrates transgender lifestyles.
Isn't that just wonderful?
"If we're going to bend reality and ignore all basic understanding of science and biology with our Bud Light brand," said the CEO who is a he who is now a she as it pranced about its office in a pretty pink ballet tutu while so daringly going topless with a hairy chest while wearing a full horse head mask, "we should extend that philosophy to our classic advertising campaign."
Oh, how sweet all this is. And so exciting too. Makes you want to sing, "Wheeeee!" Doesn't it?
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/budweiser-replaces-clydesdales-with-cows-dressed-as-horses


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