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Furst time it be da U.S. Marines! Did time on Parris Island for openers! Took me share of slpas n' punches. Even got kicked once.
Second bust came cuz me dino outta work. No newspaper would hire me for not snitchin' up Schiff on de Gipper.
So dat wuz the Alabama Department of Corrections. Funny thing about dat joint. Dey lemme me go home after each work assignment.
Det thurd time wuz I got fingerprinted by det Wackenhut Security Corporation. Cause me could stake out banks. Youse see? To stake out banks!
Even got to operate in a truck stop fulla drug dealers n' lot lizards. Fun chasin' out lot lizards! See? Bwahaha!
Yeah, cause me a bad ass. Yeah. See? See? Me bad.
\they would sometimes go to prison and repeatedly be saying "Nyah, ya dirty screws" to prison guards.
As a corrections officer between 1982 and 2003, not once did I hear an inmate ever say that. Not even with the"nyah" left off.
Try explaining that to the younger generation these days...
I was age 12 when surprised by the opening scene of the first TV season of The Untouchables.
I was immediately hooked. Wanted to watch that show forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZTjQ...
It deified the scumbag FBI jackboots interfering with the free market's response to hideously bad big government policy banning sale of alcohol.
Government is bad at everything except possibly stealing from honest people.
Government is the real organized crime.
NIFO
(But I love the movie version Untouchables. Sean Connery was great in it. "What are you prepared to do?") https://youtu.be/xPZ6eaL3S2E
Sean's question applies to all "patriots".
The phrase that comes to mind: "We pledge ... our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor."
As for the TV show, shortly after going off the air after the Prohibition bust stories ran out with The Untouchables taking credit for stuff they never did (such as taking down Ma Barker and her gang), I read that members if the Mafia had been laughing at the show ever since it started.
What the Mafia particularly laughed at were the raids on bootlegging warehouses where each time gangsters would savagely fight back at times to the last man with bodies strewn all over the place.
What realistically happened most of the time was that cornered mobsters usually surrendered on the spot. Why would they want to die when they could easily afford lawyers?
Must admit it was fun watching all that silly kid stuff when I was a kid. Now I find the show amusing. One gunfight took place in Harlem. Just before it started I got to see the face of a black lady. May be wrong, but I think that was the only black person shown on The Untouchables EVER! Keep in mind that this TV show began before MLK started to do his thing.
Added note: My friend also was a P-51 pilot in Korea.
His remains are still at the bottom of that sea. When I was a kid, another kid who learned my middle name always had to bring up Alvin and the Chipmunks popular at that time. That got very tiring.
Also, Sgt. York did a Clint Eastwood on several charging Germans with a M1911 Colt .45 and not the captured German Luger pistol Cooper used playing him.
Reckon the movie makers thought the Luger looked cooler.
Old dino recalls JFK being credited with all but killing off the hat industry by going around bare-headed with well-combed hair.
Still recall being a kid watching a black and white episode of The Twilight Zone about the sun growing larger and cooking our planet.
One actor really made an impression on my young mind for wearing a tie and a coat with a splotch of (studio) sweat showing as seeped up between his should blades.
Me little dino thought wearing such proper attire while being cooked to death really looked stupid.
At least he wasn't worrying with holding a hat since he played a scene indoors.
When I was a Marine in uniform you could not go outside without your "cover." When inside you had to take your "cover" off.
Unlike the army, you never saluted inside because you could only salute when you wore your "cover." I kid you not.