This Time Orange Man Bad To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997
"Yahoo! This time I've trumped that dangerous Trump!" D.A. Alvin Bragg bellowed in triumph to a press conference of Build Back Better Fake News. "No one removes a mattress tag in my city and gets away with it!"
"It's just another tired and stupid witch hunt," Trump tells people with a yawn. But we all know Don The Russian Pawn deserves all the harassment he gets for daring to take on our fat cat betters who run the Deep State.
"This is an open and shut case!" Bragg bellowingly bragged further. "Now he will never be president again! I FREAKIN' DID IT! It's all me! Meeee! Meeeeeeeeeee! I got rid of Trump!"
Click the link to better celebrate Bragg's braggin' triumph! Be sure to watch the video Biden helped the CCP create by using pronouns to defeat American soldiers. Yeah, for Hunter previously collecting prepaid cool million$, Biden pulled the video caper off after waiting for that Chinese spy balloon to collect top secrete information while floating all the way across the continental USA and shooting it down over the ocean so only Navy frogmen could collect what sank. Or was it CIA divers? After all, me dino done saw that Thunderball James Bond movie way back during the Sixties.
"It's just another tired and stupid witch hunt," Trump tells people with a yawn. But we all know Don The Russian Pawn deserves all the harassment he gets for daring to take on our fat cat betters who run the Deep State.
"This is an open and shut case!" Bragg bellowingly bragged further. "Now he will never be president again! I FREAKIN' DID IT! It's all me! Meeee! Meeeeeeeeeee! I got rid of Trump!"
Click the link to better celebrate Bragg's braggin' triumph! Be sure to watch the video Biden helped the CCP create by using pronouns to defeat American soldiers. Yeah, for Hunter previously collecting prepaid cool million$, Biden pulled the video caper off after waiting for that Chinese spy balloon to collect top secrete information while floating all the way across the continental USA and shooting it down over the ocean so only Navy frogmen could collect what sank. Or was it CIA divers? After all, me dino done saw that Thunderball James Bond movie way back during the Sixties.
Thanks for the laugh
We were told at the training academy that the life expectancy of a corrections officer was age 59.
I turned 76 this month. I can recall several dead coworkers who were younger than me. Most quit (and are likely still alive) way too early to bag the state pension I'm really glad I have.