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TGIFfunnies 3/3/23 EDITION: A Look at Memes From Both Ends Now

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 year, 8 months ago to Humor
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Forwards or Backwards we still tilt to the Right.


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  • Posted by ohiocrossroads 1 year, 8 months ago
    The one with the two ladies in the cemetery was great.
    It encapsulates all that is wrong with modern health care.
    But the cartoonist forgot the two-step verification via text messaging and answering your chosen personal questions...
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 8 months ago
    Me dino done learnt how to make a modern scarecrow.
    When me dino joined the Alabama Department Of Corrections in 1982, executed inmates had to sit on what was called The Yellow Mama due to the color the wood portions of that electric chair was painted.
    Recall one botched execution that went ZAP! let's try it again ZAP! let's try it again ZAP! let's try it again until ZAP! the guy finally croaked.
    Lately lethal injections were suspended because too many went JAB! I can't find a vein JAB! I can't find a vein JAB! I can't find a vein until JAB! aw shucks! I give up!
    Don't worry. Today I heard on the radio that lethal injection executions have the green light to start up again due to new equipment being purchased.
    Me dino wonders what will happen next. It won't go well should a convicted murderer should turn into The Hulk.
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    • Posted by $ blarman 1 year, 8 months ago
      I'm still in favor of the Socratic method of executions. For a progressive that means death by logic. It's a little messy because their heads explode. For anyone else it means death by ingesting hemlock.
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 8 months ago
        I favor a cheap and efficient old Soviet Union method of shooting one bullet into the back of a head in a room that has a drain and running water on the floor.
        It's messy and a head may even explode but I consider it painlessly humane.
        The executioner should be someone training to be a legal assassin such as a SWAT police officer, a Navy Seal or a USMC or a US Army sniper.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 1 year, 8 months ago
    I liked the ladies in the cemetery. My insurance paid $1,000 for my one mile transfer from the
    hospital to the Rehab facility. I left Rehab AMA 18 hours later because they didn't feed me dinner, breakfast, or lunch. I gave the nurses a wave as I left with a good friend who came and rescued me.
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 1 year, 8 months ago
    Fantastic collection!!! The taco maker.....identify as a conspiracy theorist....and Dolly Parton!!!!
    Thanks for a good chuckle at the end of the day!
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  • Posted by $ BobCat 1 year, 8 months ago
    The two that struck me as pertinent were A) the making the appointment, and B) the conspiracy theorist. They’d both so very, very true!
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  • Posted by 73SHARK 1 year, 8 months ago
    It took me a second look at the last photo before I saw what was actually there. Looking at it on a phone doesn't make it any easier.
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