Galt's Gulch

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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 3 months ago
    Dear D...I made a copy of the vax and mask one for my BFF's, LMAO at the ugly sweater, approved of the middle finger...in toto a great grouping this a.m. Woke up and found the water is off in the Condo...The damn city didn't replace the Generators two years ago when this happened and I raised hell then. Wait til I go before the Council and demand out loud to know how much the idiots are paying themselves for serving on the Council and doing nothing but spending, spending, and spending. N
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    • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 3 months ago
      Fortunately, I don't depend on them and Fred and I have plenty of water to drink for quite a while. That's a group of good old boys no one can trust down at City Hall. Stupid, stupidier, and stupidist. Conjugating the verb stupid.NB
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 3 months ago
    Yes, the gray aliens we have oft times glimpsed observing us for laughs have no intention of invading our "incredible shit show."
    But should we ever extend the deranged influence we mistake as our humanity beyond our star system, we shall become considered Killer Klowns from outer space and the Gort Police Force shall come to reduce our planet to a burned-out cinder.
    A solution to consider is convincing those who would rule us to cancel our presence as outcasts to create a Galt's Gulch on Mars. There we may last 2022-1776=246 years before the grays are way into laughing at a shit show once again.
    As Benjamin Franklin told a woman, "It's a Republic---if you can keep it."
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  • Posted by starguy 2 years, 3 months ago
    The aliens sent this report to their home planet:
    "There is no intelligent life, in Washington, DC. Details to follow."
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    • Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years, 3 months ago
      Reality...
      Before the Invasion, it was typical of them to transmit information from various public sources back to their home planet, where they plan how to take us down, and move to our planet.

      Unfortunately, this quickly became the Fastest Growing Reality TV show, and the government realized that they are better off using it to amuse their citizens and show how much less inept they are...

      It culminates in a weekly VOTE (Saving the Stars?) where the various M-Class Planets are pitted against each other, unknowingly, and the citizens just keep choosing to Save Earth because we are so damned stupid/funny.

      In fact, their lack of shirts meant they never wore meme shirts... BUT NOW they are in vogue! All the kids have them!

      In the future... Our culture ultimately ends up destroying theirs, and they are destroyed and replaced by an even more aggressive species than they were...

      And we keep getting dumber and dumber...
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years, 3 months ago
    Dobrien, I end up Right Clicking and Opening each of these to read it.

    I wish we could get a button with this javascript:
    $('a.thumbnail').each( function(idx) {window.open( $(this).attr('href'));});

    If you go into inspect / console / paste that in...
    It will open each thumbnail in a new tab (super fast).

    Almost seems like a waste of effort to write a plugin for this, but I might do it...

    Excellent batch!
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