Thanks, finally a buncha memes all about me the old dino three quarters of a century old.
Today I have a backache and a sore right knee in part due this day Christmas shopping for relatives in four different states.
Yeah, my mind said, "Ya need to do it" and now my body sez "What the hell were you thinking" pretty much like meme #3 top row.
Christmas shopping this early is due to a diesel shortage that should be cranking up.
Now that I got a bunch of stuff for presents I just had a new thought~~ Diesel engine 18-wheelers delivers regular gasoline to service stations.
So how am I suppose to drive to a Christmas party? How will Amazon and post office vehicles make deliveries?

Gosh, OUC, you sure hit a lot of homers this time, LOL!! My mirror doesn't recognize me anymore.

Thanks OUC! Much needed laughs. On the down side, there were several cases of "I resemble that remark". :-)

Yesterday I called my Orthopedist for an apptmt and the receptionist said, "How about I don't tell him it's that right knee again? Shall I just order a right leg replacement?' Nah little smarty pants! He'd probably say he only had an extra left leg! N

Qreat work Brother.
I love Mark Twains wit and wisdom.

Never, ever confuse your Preparation H with your Polident. 😉🤔 Too funny.

Upon Ripening, I am now on a down hill slide...and YES, my mirror does laugh!...one of these days...@#%^*&)!+{BOOM-;".

I hope the guy who honks his horn keeps moving. That game will work until one becomes tired or there are honks in unison.

Snacks! What a great idea! Too much truth to this batch, so much that I couldn't stop laughing and have a bunch of folks to share them with. LOL and thanks OLC. :)

Twain et al, very funny

And the hits just keep coming....
What would I do without TGIFfunnies? Some of the best ones yet,

The swipe one and the rubber gloves one had me laughing so hard my coworkers were looking at me. One I'll probably try and the other probably not. ;)