Conservatives Disappointed New Prime Minister Of Italy Cannot Be Our POTUS

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 2 months ago to Humor
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In the wake of Italy electing a good old-fashioned conservative Giorgia Meloni as Prime Minister, millions of Americans are hoping she may also run for our POTUS.
No! No! No, folks. She ain't eligible for that job because she was not born in the USA. Sheesh! What have teachers been teaching you beside how to wear the Yoke of the Woke?
Among The Bee's sidebar of trending articles is Biden vowing to name our next hurricane after a woman of color. Wow! How inclusive is that?
Also, authorities warn that Hurricane Ian may cause Florida to have as many water and power shortages as California.
Oh, yeah, there's also an article about 10 idiots proving how valuable it is to have a college education.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-disappointed-by-technicality-that-says-the-prime-minister-of-italy-cannot-also-be-the-president-of-the-us


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  • Posted by JohnRandALL 2 years, 2 months ago
    The liberals are really getting nervous. First Sweden, then Italy .... USA next? So, Twitter blocked all of Meloni's speeches, until there was a huge outcry, then they (and Google) said the usual, oh, our bad, we made a mistake. Yea, right. I am an Italophile. I lived in Italy for 9 years. The election of Meloni is great news for the great Italian people!
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