"Each show follows Killary the Evil Hag and her witchy daughter as they track down and kill anyone with dirt on them," said cameraman Jan Blagojevich. "Watching them assassinate people is like watching Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel. So, so cool, man! Oh, so cool!"
The show's producer Cory Gates as enthusiastically added that "Epstein's murder was nothing less than a crossover smash! Yowee zippity dawg! The best part is at the end of each episode when you get to see how the news reports each "apparent suicide.""
Oops! At publishing time The Bee received news that both Cory Gates and Joe Blagojevich died when their car exploded from a faulty spark plug.
"So never mind about that silly little show," advises the FBI. "We only investigate Republicans who may win elections. You know that."