World Panics As Science Announces His Retirement
The entire world is in a panic since Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, announced his retirement in December.
As a result, the scientific community is announcing mass resignations.
"This is a disaster," one scientist said. "We are surely headed for another Dark Age without Gaia's Oracle to guide us."
As for Fauci's retirement, he plans to spend plenty of time with beagles to weaponize Monkey Pox in his basement.
After reading the article some dino just altered a tad, be sure to scroll down to a video to hear the Babylon Bee Beach Boys sing, "I Wish We Could All Leave California."
The "Trending Articles" sidebar includes more Fauci Schiff plus the announcement that Liz Cheney will not be back for Season Two of the January 6 Hearings.
As a result, the scientific community is announcing mass resignations.
"This is a disaster," one scientist said. "We are surely headed for another Dark Age without Gaia's Oracle to guide us."
As for Fauci's retirement, he plans to spend plenty of time with beagles to weaponize Monkey Pox in his basement.
After reading the article some dino just altered a tad, be sure to scroll down to a video to hear the Babylon Bee Beach Boys sing, "I Wish We Could All Leave California."
The "Trending Articles" sidebar includes more Fauci Schiff plus the announcement that Liz Cheney will not be back for Season Two of the January 6 Hearings.
If I was in a room with somebody who said that I'd probably punch them in the face...
Cats and dogs may marry in churches to with males giving birth litters of kitpups.
Earth becoming a Planet of the Apes wouldn't change much of anything, though.
Tragically some people will be lost without Lord Fauci telling them what to believe
My fervent prayer is for all of the WHO and Davos to be gathered in one city when a rogue Urkainian nuke gets detonated there... "Just a little housekeeping..."
Peter Townsend would not be amused.
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(Whispers): He’s not going to retain his documents.
(These words accompanied by some squishy creepzoid that is a science fiction substance dragging itself across a floor as bats chirp and wolves howl in the distance).
Then why not top that off with a decorative yet breathable burlap bag over your head?
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They would merely bob on the surface from the neck up.
Shrink Falsie and set him beside a tiny widdle Joey Biden, who stands in one of a pair of presidential shoes that finger-sized sock puppet could not ever fill in a meme I recently saw.