White House Clarifies Biden Only Claimed To Have Cancer Due To His Dementia

Posted by allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago to Humor

See? See the Title? It's no big thing!
Our beloved Quid Pro Quo Joe, our President Of These United States and the Leader of the Free World with the Commander-In-Chief's power to punish enemies with a nuclear strike only has, beside a mild case of Covid, some little ole' fully blown dementia. That's all.
Doddering Joe's press secretary parroted it best~~"We assure you the President is in perfect health. He was just confused due to his dementia."
See? Oh, say can you see? Cuckoo Clock Pal Joey can't even sniff little girls right now.
And if you want to make something out of Joe's capability to get back to sniffing at a later date and his~~what's that other thing? Oh, yeah, his silly little 'ole dementia, then that proves you are a RACIST.
So if you know what's good for you, you just better shut up and sit down.

SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-clarifies-that-biden-mistakenly-claimed-to-have-cancer-due-to-his-dementia

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Posted by 25n56il4 2 years, 5 months ago

Is this a medical break through? I wasn't aware dementia caused cancer? Wow!

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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago
  
  Dementia causes a lot of things, including the nation's Executive Branch boss of bosses allowing himself to be led around like a little puppet pooch,
  scolded from time to time and waved away from reporters by someone employed dressed up like the Easter Bunny.
  
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    Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 5 months ago
    
    You mean Branden has a pooka?
    
    Edit add: Can't remember the name of the movie where Jimmy Stewart had a pooka of an invisible rabbit.
    
    OK, found it. The movie was "Harvey".
    
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      Posted by allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago
      
      An old favorite of an old dino.
      
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      Posted by bobbitchen34 2 years, 5 months ago
      
      Brandon's pooka is his okole. No telling what he is hiding up there. He'll probably tell us at some point. Maybe corn pop or an 18 wheeler.
      
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        Posted by allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago
        
        Me dino had to look up okole to learn what a Hawaiian butt is.
        Don't know why it has to be Hawaiian but I knew Brandon's head was up something's butt.
        
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        Posted by bobbitchen34 2 years, 5 months ago
        
        Pooka (puka) is Hawaiian for hole. Navy sailors took this and made it slang for hidy holes on ships. Reading that (pooka) is what lead to this tangent.
        
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  Posted by term2 2 years, 5 months ago
  
  the left is totally desperate to allow someone with dementia to be the leader of their party. Its pretty sick actually, and actually unfair to biden himself. Let him have the rest of his life in peace. Retire and be with your family.
  
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    Posted by bobbitchen34 2 years, 5 months ago
    
    Don't kid yourself, Biden sold his soul to get this. He is no victim.
    
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      Posted by term2 2 years, 5 months ago
      
      I suppose so. He is a politician and had no other way to get the power as president
      
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        Posted by allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago
        
        Me dino has no compassion for not only a crook but also a traitor.
        As far as I'm concerned, Biden can one day be marched out of an old folks home, put up against a wall and shot along with the rest of his Biden Crime Family on live TV.
        
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        Posted by term2 2 years, 5 months ago
        
        as long as he is in an old folks home, he is under sufficient control. His alzheimers or whatever it is will take care of him.
        
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    Posted by allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago
    
    Do believe BETTER CALL HER DOCTOR Jill wanted to be First Lady way-ay too much.
    
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      Posted by term2 2 years, 5 months ago
      
      The whole Biden thing is crooked and was engineered to destroy the country, which is working
      
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        Posted by allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago
        
        Working so far. Think there will be come turning point no matter how hard Democrats try to rig elections.
        Crooked Joe did not win by a landslide.
        
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        Posted by term2 2 years, 5 months ago
        
        At some point, people will revolt. Previously, when Trump was president, we had low inflation, strong southern border, low taxes, great economy. and putin and Xi's wild ass plans under some degree of control. Currently, we have lost all these things and more likely to get into ANOTHER war, this time with Russia and China.
        
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Posted by 25n56il4 2 years, 5 months ago

Yeah and they can't fact check his COVID because all those vaxes he got will show up. My blood work at the hospital showed I'd had COVID (guaranteed).And fortunately I hadn't taken the vax.

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Posted by katrinam41 2 years, 5 months ago

No self-respecting pooka would ever join up with old Joe. No pooka, just poo.

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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago
  
  Though mischievous, the pooka in that Jimmy Stewart flick, "Harvey," was a benevolent supernatural entity.
  Though he's now senile, Quid Pro Quo Joe has long time been a criminal career politician. In other words, evil.
  
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    Posted by katrinam41 2 years, 5 months ago
    
    Exactly. "Harvey" remains one of my all time favorite movies. If a pooka chooses Joe, let it be the malevolent horse in "Darby O'Gill and the Little People", another favorite, made before Disney turned to feces.
    
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Posted by term2 2 years, 5 months ago

interesting that they would admit to dementia. Thats very damning actually for a president. Its time for him to retire and be with his family. His wife should be ashamed of letting him still be working as president at his age with his dementia. Its just a shame. let him retire in peace.

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    Posted by term2 2 years, 5 months ago
    
    Kamala will be a nothing burger president. She will sign what the left wants, which is what biden does anyway. No one will work with her (even her own staff), and she will go nowhere in 2024. Gridlock is all we can hope for until 2024.
    
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  Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 5 months ago
  
  Only if he admits being guilty of treason for stealing the election and retires due to a hangman's noose along with thousands of collaborators.
  Of course, the media would then claim he's crazy and release him into the care of the secret service (where he'd commit arkancide.)
  
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    Posted by term2 2 years, 5 months ago
    
    Somehow I think biden will resign to be with his family right after the midterm election. I think this was the deal the left struck with him in order to provide support for his election as president. He has outlived his usefullness and is now a negative to the party. If there is a loss of congress in november, the left will have to go to plan B and put in Kamala, who is also under the "deal" She will do whatever they want her to sign.
    If the dems win again in congress in Nov, biden might be allowed to stay out his term. But NO running in 2024
    
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      Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 5 months ago
      
      "provide support for his election"
      aka, steal the election, aka, coup d'état, aka, TREASON.
      
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      Posted by allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago
      
      Until now I never gave much thought about Word Salad becoming the next obedient Puppet-In Chief for Biden's bossy Marxist handlers.
      Kackling Kamala may well be far better at reading what they write for her on a teleprompter.
      
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        Posted by term2 2 years, 5 months ago
        
        I say after the mid terms if the leftists lose, biden willbe history, and kackling kamala will be our first and probably last black woman president.
        
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        Posted by term2 2 years, 5 months ago
        
        She will be whatever her womanliness and blackness enable her to do. She has no other talents, and only wants power.
        
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Posted by starguy 2 years, 5 months ago

Let's go, Brandon!

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