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Frightening But 100% True Facts Abut Guns

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago to Humor
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Or why you need to give up any guns you may have to government.
Remember, comrade, there is no government but good government because good government is here to always protect you and all that you love.
That means family members and sweethearts.
As for all that you have, the great Karl Marx once wrote, "To each according to his needs."
And that does not mean you need a gun. Your no government but good government needs all the guns to protect you and all your loved ones.
Remember, my good little comrade you, obedient compliance is always mandatory.
Have a good day.

SOURCE URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmyyEbvDgr8


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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 5 months ago
    But I have to tell you, at any time, I expect we could see an announcement like this. Not in the realm of impossibility. Very likely indeed! I keep warning you guys, these people in DC are nuts. Remember, I was 10 years a Federal Lobbyist. N
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 5 months ago
    Blast you Allosaur, I didn't notice this was Babylon Bee until the guy fired the first gun! I will, in the future, be more careful about opening these 'humor' Posts. I am having a bad day, but you made me laugh. I knew when he started talking this was a joke! Giggle, giggle!
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago
      Glad to cheer you up if momentarily. Sorry you're having a bad day.
      Here's some tips. Me dino does a lot of humor. So if you see my moniker, the category such as today's "Humor" is on the same line. Take a look beneath the title.
      If it's Babylon Bee on YouTude, you will see off-yellow-bodied bee in the upper and lower left corners in that rectangular stop-motion rectangular whatever you call it with the man in it up there beneath my presentation blather below the tittle.
      At least always look for "Humor." I'm not always using the Bee when I yield to an urge to post some clowning around here.
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  • Posted by term2 2 years, 5 months ago
    Personally, I think the day of the explosively fired gun is kind of over- and will be rendered obsolete in favor of some sort of electronic method of protection which either kills like a gun quietly, or just incapacitates an attacker and allows for non lethal protection. Her who invents such a thing should keep it to him or her self before government gets a chance to make that TOO illegal.
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    • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 5 months ago
      As soon as someone can figure out how to make a battery small enough that can also power an electric car for 1000 miles, there will be a hand held rail gun.
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  • Posted by $ pixelate 2 years, 5 months ago
    I clicked the link to the YT channel for the video....
    This was absolutely rich -- excellent casting, script, pacing, production value. Equally joyful were all the comments offered in support of the video. Thanks Dino -- this will be shared with a select set of like-minded individuals.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 2 years, 5 months ago
    Awesome!

    However, why do all the pistol-grip ARs have those stupid grips on them. This must have been filmed in NY/NJ/CA.

    I wonder which one CG (claims guns) has?
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 5 months ago
      Here's a dino's best guess about pistol grips. The Vietnam War came along shortly after another "police action" called The Korean War in which the M1, the Thompson and the BAR were used.
      The full auto BAR was viewed as too long and clumsy for the Vietnam jungle. So a cross was made between the M1 and the Thompson, The Thompson pistol grip was retained for easier handling in a jungle environment.
      When the semi-auto only AR-15 came along for civilian sales, the pistol grip was retained only because it looked "snazzy" to buyers. You could even pretend to have a M16 by tapping the trigger fast enough.
      Another reason may be that pistol grips make libtards like Bill Clinton scared enough to pee in their panties.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 5 months ago
    Let them ban bump stocks. Just tie your belt tight and put your thumb in your belt loop. You'll figure out how to bump fire from the hip Quite Quickly.
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  • Posted by LibertyBelle 2 years, 5 months ago
    To tell you the truth, I think that in regard to a recent Supreme Court ruling,( that the police have no duty to protect the citizen--and I suspect that there are some cops who would disagree with that)--we should get a Federal Constitutional Amendment passed that says that, as long as the citizen is expected to obey the law, including not taking the law into his own hands for private revenge, the government,and that inclludes the police, DOES have an affirmative duty to protect the citizen.
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  • Posted by Owlsrayne 2 years, 5 months ago
    typical Leftist/Liberal/Progressive mentality. But they'll use Bodyguards/National Guard/ US Army with guns to protect them from the real world and PTSD. They want their Communist Utopia with a permanent slave class and No Guns.
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