Polls Indicate More Breakfast Tacos Are Leaving Democrat Party
Well, they are.
And (you had better call her DOCTOR) Jill doesn't know what to make of it.
"We aren't sure why the Latinos, who are each so special and unique as a breakfast taco~~or maybe as a toasted cheddar chapula~~are leaving the Democrats," DOCTOR Jill Biden said while performing a routine spinal surgery on one of her many patients, all of them her adoring fans. "Don't those GOYA bean eaters know how much Democrats care about their precious vote? Perhaps we need more abortions and drag queen story hours."
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Hey, youse! In the sidebar Fake News, Inc. instructs you to read "How DOCTOR Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity"
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Hey, youse, again! Below the featured story you are on pain of death instructed to view the video, "Every Place Communism Has Worked" followed by a quiz to determine future work assignments "according to your needs."
If youse gets to get any~Bwahahahaha!
And (you had better call her DOCTOR) Jill doesn't know what to make of it.
"We aren't sure why the Latinos, who are each so special and unique as a breakfast taco~~or maybe as a toasted cheddar chapula~~are leaving the Democrats," DOCTOR Jill Biden said while performing a routine spinal surgery on one of her many patients, all of them her adoring fans. "Don't those GOYA bean eaters know how much Democrats care about their precious vote? Perhaps we need more abortions and drag queen story hours."
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Hey, youse! In the sidebar Fake News, Inc. instructs you to read "How DOCTOR Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity"
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Hey, youse, again! Below the featured story you are on pain of death instructed to view the video, "Every Place Communism Has Worked" followed by a quiz to determine future work assignments "according to your needs."
If youse gets to get any~Bwahahahaha!
Communism was used briefly in Israel to build the farms early on, but then Capitalism proved infinitely more useful. That's the only time Communism ever worked, because they stopped doing it.
Oh, no! Me dino used correct grammar politically incorrect pronouns!
Those group think pinheads won't like me.
Heh! Heh! Heh!
A must-read!
Now I do believe me dino has a better title than The Bee has in the link.
Sheesh! Some days just has to be like today.
Oh, I know. Do a Biden. My title's problems is all the fault of both parties being a mess.
Me dino fixed the typo.
I'm surprised it took this long for someone to come along and notice it.
Or to at least point it out.
A slightly longer work is The List of Great Chinese Inventions, tho they're in a 2000-year slump.