D.C. Politicians On Edge As CDC announces Arrival of Lizardpox

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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OH, NO! NOT LIZARDPOX!
Yes, the CDC has confirmed the first case of that nasty Lizardpox making a landing on American shores.
LIZARDPOX!!! OH, THE HORROR!!!
Mask up! Buy toilet paper and lock down! Don't be a racist! Just obey!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lmbVH-...
Thisssss issss jussst terrible!" House SSSpeaker Nancy Pukeloossssii said, flicking her tongue as she eyed a housefly buzzing around Adam Shiff's weird head.
Don't worry. With a quick flick, Jerry Nadler nailed that fly first. Yum! Yum!
At least Senator Mitch McConnel was relieved when the CDC told him the virus does not affect turtles.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-politicians-on-edge-as-cdc-announces-arrival-of-lizardpox?mc_cid=5cb343647e&mc_eid=5af0f3f340


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