Happy Independence Day, Y'all~~Save Fer Libs! - Galt's Gulch

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Happy Independence Day, Y'all~~Save Fer Libs!

Posted by allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago to Humor

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Yup, wid Pride Month at an end wid rainbow flags replaced by ther good ole red, white, n' blue, all them thar libs kin only scream n' flee all willy-nilly fer plumb terror.
Yuh see, this heah July Fourth jes' ain't their day cuz all dem poor lil' snowflakes jus' don't feel safe no mo'!
"Hardee-har-har!! Y'all lookit all dem snowflakes run!" all us Biden-appointed MegaMAGAs terday be a-sayin'. "Y'all git! YEEHAW!"

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Posted by 25n56il4 2 years, 5 months ago

I heard firecrackers for hours last night. At first I thought it was gunshots and got alarmed. Then I settled back and realized it was my nutty neighbors shooting off fireworks celebrating the 4th. Went on for quite a while. Actually it was reassuring.

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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 5 months ago
  
  Me dino could hear that booming and popping rattle on all the way until midnight. Then just before midnight the noise seemed to automatically switch off.
  It's like everyone shooting fireworks mutually agreed it was no longer Independence Day and time to go to bed.
  
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