Hi, I'm your dear old Uncle Sam and I am here to take care of you.
So why buy a gun? Even cowboys don't carry those evil things anymore.
Feel threatened by bad people or even grizzly bears?
All you have to do is call 911 and wait. It's that simple!
Simpler than buying all those bullets to learn how to shoot straight.
And if you live in a city where police are defunded, just run away.
Got grizzly bears? Just play dead.
Now click the link to check out 12 reasons why I won't let you buy a stupid gun.
Not to mention any other reason your good ole' Uncle Sam may on any whim come up with.