Congress Uses Our Money To Fund A Depraved "Hamster Fight Club"
And other stupid programs like it? This kind of $chiff Adds Up!
You'd think a "Hamster Fight Club" is something me dino would dig up out of The Babylon Bee. This cruel and unusual research raks along with Dr. "I Am Science" Fauci funding Chinese scientists to torture dogs with sand fleas. To prove what? That pain hurts? What's next? Cock fights?
No wonder there's at least decent caring people out there who formed a nonprofit organization called White Coat Waste. White Coat Waste says the National Institute Of Health (NIH) and the National Science Foundation (NSF) spent over $1.5 million of our tax dollars to watch aggressive genetically altered hamsters rip into docile ones.
To follow the science? What science? This is taxpayer-funded animal abuse plain and simple.
Can't you hear some mealy-mouthed Congress person now? "Whut? Just a measly $1.5 million bucks, ya say? Shucks! That's just a drop in the bucket! How could that really impact inflation?"
Ever put a pot under a leaky faucet dripping a slow steady flow of drops? Fills up surprisingly fast to overflowing, doesn't it?
If you start counting every one of those isolated programs often stuffed hidden away in bills for all the gimme gimmes out there that become laws, the total price tag and its inflationary impact adds up very quickly.
You'd think a "Hamster Fight Club" is something me dino would dig up out of The Babylon Bee. This cruel and unusual research raks along with Dr. "I Am Science" Fauci funding Chinese scientists to torture dogs with sand fleas. To prove what? That pain hurts? What's next? Cock fights?
No wonder there's at least decent caring people out there who formed a nonprofit organization called White Coat Waste. White Coat Waste says the National Institute Of Health (NIH) and the National Science Foundation (NSF) spent over $1.5 million of our tax dollars to watch aggressive genetically altered hamsters rip into docile ones.
To follow the science? What science? This is taxpayer-funded animal abuse plain and simple.
Can't you hear some mealy-mouthed Congress person now? "Whut? Just a measly $1.5 million bucks, ya say? Shucks! That's just a drop in the bucket! How could that really impact inflation?"
Ever put a pot under a leaky faucet dripping a slow steady flow of drops? Fills up surprisingly fast to overflowing, doesn't it?
If you start counting every one of those isolated programs often stuffed hidden away in bills for all the gimme gimmes out there that become laws, the total price tag and its inflationary impact adds up very quickly.
BOHICA
But wait......uh oh....BOHICA!!!!
I recall a to-do back in the late '60s (or early '70s) a university in NY was given a $250k grant to discover how little kids get hurt on tricycles. The outcome: 1) They fall off; 2) They bump into things. Any mom at the time already knew that and could have given those answers for free.
Edit add: I looked this up just for the hekuvit... Adjusted for inflation, $250,000 in 1970 is equal to $1,848,820 in 2022.
During that same period, I remember feeling shocked when I had to pay fifty cents for the same thing during a family visit to Atlanta.
I became glad I didn't live where I had to pay what I considered to be "big city prices."
Then prices started to climb almost annually.
Saw a movie that had people buying a newspaper for a nickle during the Roaring Twenties.
You can't see bike racks at elementary schools anymore. Today parents would be arrested for what they let kids do back then.
That bike basket came in handy when it came to collecting Coke bottles to make money to buy back then cheap comic books, candy bars and stuff.
Those days are SOOO fleeting. BTW he and his friend caught a huge snapping turtle and brought it home. We though it was safe down in the bottom of a barrel, but the darn thing jumped up and bit his hand. The good part was that he had just not 30 seconds previously stuck his NOSE in the barrel. Funny how stuff like that can come back out of nowhere and take you by surprise, in your memories.
My now deceased well-to-do father had a lake house an hour's drive away in the Florida Panhandle. A way bigger woods there looked like a jungle in a Tarzan movie. It's still there.
Do believe it to be the most stupid thing I ever heard in my life.
Well, maybe until gaffe-amatic Biden went from foot-in-mouth stupid to nursing home senile.
Like the country preacher who told me the sun went around the earth and the lawnmower man who told me astronauts never did land on the moon because their blood would boil.
All in a sudden I'm thinking of that Werewolf Of London song.
In the case of our elected Representatives, they have the means and responsibility to become knowledgeable about any topic up for debate. Because they represent their constituents, the People, they have no excuse for ignorance. Their poor policy decisions are based on willful stupidity (malice) and vapid adherence to ideology.
NIFOITOWTBS
Communism is slavery~~even in this country.
Last time me dino was at the pump I topped off half a tank for just over $30. I used to be able to fill the whole tank for just under $20. Now I'm down to half a tank once again.
I'll be slapping on another of my bought from Amazon stickers of Biden pointing at the price and saying "That's all me. I did that."
Actually, that's the Puppet-In-Chief and all his handlers. But there's no stickers for that.
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be it a child ripped about in an abortion or a hamster
Oh, yeah, since the DOJ is corrupt, I'd can them all and start all over again. Once I have enough special marshals or whatever they'll be called trained, I'd start arresting Marxist traitors, especially those who perjured themselves when they swore to protect the constitution.
I'd be hated but I'd be okay with myself.
Dream on, dino. Dream on.