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Biden To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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And good ole' Uncle Joey will even be out there too!
In a move to help alleviate pain at the pump measure to ease in the utopia of the Green New Deal, the Biden Regime has announced a $1 billion printed money initiative to provide grief and trauma counselors by~~now get this~~ALL GAS PUMPS CLEAN ACROSS THESE UNITED STATES!
That's because the plan will fund licensed therapists and psychiatrists to comfort people mourning the loss of hundreds of dollars right there by a pump just like Pal Joey On The Spot!
What a guy, y'all, what a guy!
That's right, folks, Joey Touchie Feelie himself will be there too! "It's the least I can do," said our beloved Sniffer-In-Chief as he stationed himself by a gas pump to wait for a cute young girl to pull up.
Hey, stop drooling, Joey, or I'll go tell your handlers.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-to-provide-grief-counselors-at-all-gas-pumps


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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 2 years, 6 months ago
    So far I have been able to afford everything that I’ve wanted to do. I will note that a conspicuous absence of people that I find “politically” undesirable, has made the venues I find myself in MUCH less crowded. So I guess that counts as a WIN so far.
    Hey, who am I to argue with the most “educated” electorate the planet has ever seen.
    If they want to force themselves into a life of poverty and missed opportunities......so be it.
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 6 months ago
      Yeah, and it is impossible to argue with those educated beyond their intellectual capacity.
      Me when a young dino first noticed that some of those mental malfunctions teach college courses.
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