Biden To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps
And good ole' Uncle Joey will even be out there too!
In a move to help alleviate pain at the pump measure to ease in the utopia of the Green New Deal, the Biden Regime has announced a $1 billion printed money initiative to provide grief and trauma counselors by~~now get this~~ALL GAS PUMPS CLEAN ACROSS THESE UNITED STATES!
That's because the plan will fund licensed therapists and psychiatrists to comfort people mourning the loss of hundreds of dollars right there by a pump just like Pal Joey On The Spot!
What a guy, y'all, what a guy!
That's right, folks, Joey Touchie Feelie himself will be there too! "It's the least I can do," said our beloved Sniffer-In-Chief as he stationed himself by a gas pump to wait for a cute young girl to pull up.
Hey, stop drooling, Joey, or I'll go tell your handlers.
In a move to help alleviate pain at the pump measure to ease in the utopia of the Green New Deal, the Biden Regime has announced a $1 billion printed money initiative to provide grief and trauma counselors by~~now get this~~ALL GAS PUMPS CLEAN ACROSS THESE UNITED STATES!
That's because the plan will fund licensed therapists and psychiatrists to comfort people mourning the loss of hundreds of dollars right there by a pump just like Pal Joey On The Spot!
What a guy, y'all, what a guy!
That's right, folks, Joey Touchie Feelie himself will be there too! "It's the least I can do," said our beloved Sniffer-In-Chief as he stationed himself by a gas pump to wait for a cute young girl to pull up.
Hey, stop drooling, Joey, or I'll go tell your handlers.
Should be given out $100.00 rebates!
Yesterday me dino struck again with my Amazon-bought Biden sticker at the gas pump I used.
Here's my pick from a huge selection~~https://www.amazon.com/That-Biden-Sti...
Hey, who am I to argue with the most “educated” electorate the planet has ever seen.
If they want to force themselves into a life of poverty and missed opportunities......so be it.
Me when a young dino first noticed that some of those mental malfunctions teach college courses.
Look up "Hit tune from musical PAL JOEY".
Have a good laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fzZ4...
"He's a fool and don't I know it"~~but I'm not the least bit charmed.
He's bewildered, for sure...
...and probably the other two as well thanks to his presidential predecessor BHO.