Emperor Palpatine Builds A More Powerful Death Star Equipped With A 9mm

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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The Sith ruler of that great galaxy teeming with all kinds of life forms far, far away has become inspired by the great most unique wisdom rendered here in the Milky Way by our own beloved Leader Of The Free World.
For recently His Excellency President Joseph BuyMe hath saith, "A .22-caliber bullet will lodge in the lung, and we can probably get it out, and save a life. A 9mm bullet blows the lung out of the body."
Our great president's majestic intellect has also classified a 9mm as a "high-caliber weapon."
This must mean Quick Study Joe's own Secret Service security shall promptly trade in their 9mm handguns for a weapon that fires, say, something smaller like those spiffy .223-cals.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/emperor-palpatine-builds-a-bigger-even-more-powerful-death-star-equipped-with-a-9mm


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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 2 years, 6 months ago
    Almost as much fun as when Diane Feinstein “swept the room” with a folding stock AK-47 and absolutely ZERO concept of muzzle control.
    If you did that at some ranges you’ll get taken out back and get introduced to a sock full of nickels. The hard way.
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