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What Gender Are You? Take The Quiz!

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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Thanks, Babylon Bee! Ever since I took on wearing the ashamed of my whiteness Proper Group Think Yoke Of The Woke and studied the correct use of pronouns so, so very hard, I've really become really confused about my gender.
Told that I could, oh, so recently, I really didn't know I can have babies.
So now some mornings when I wake up, I don't know whether to put on my Fruit Of The Looms or my pretty pink panties.
Comrade You, are you confused too? Take the quiz right now, since it is always subject to change due to any random whim enjoyed our all thrilled to be a control freak totalitarian elite betters.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 6 months ago
    OMG! The quiz states I am a man and I didn't know this! While I always earned more than my husband, poor little Army grunt. I am the one who had the babies without griping about it. Even breast fed the last one. I only get 'hit' on by men, never women! I think this test has some faults in it. Love and kisses N
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 6 months ago
      Don't worry. You have always struck me as being a strong person. Like an Amazon.
      Me? I answered the quiz as truthfully as I could. WAH! I CAN'T HAVE BABIES!
      Me dino knows what happened because me dino figured it all thanks to a quiz question.
      Me dino just had to go collect all the DVD Mad Max movies. Big mistake, starting years back. No wonder I can't have periods too.
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      • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 6 months ago
        I would look pitiful as a man since I am 5' 4" tall and weigh in at 126 pounds! Fearsome! I do scare some men but my sons adore me. And Chico is 6' 7" tall. The other one nicknamed him Chico because he is sooo big! Grandson just popped in at my condo (he was only ten years old when I lived here before). He almost had a meltdown when he saw my stairs. He screamed 'There is only a rail on one side). I laughed and said, 'It's designed that way.' He further blurted out, 'Why are the bathrooms upstairs?' I just laughed. I'm afraid I'll come in some day and see he has had a chair lift installed. That would spoil the ambiance of my darling condo.But he makes as much money as Chico and if they gang up (Chico doesn't llike my home either, they'll probably do what they want to. Both of them have 'critical' jobs. Chico is a partner in a company that puts up those windmill thingys and grandson has a priority job at a chemical plant. They are sweet men. To further enlighten you as to how darling I am, my exotic Hispanic son in law built an apartment for me with an elevator over his garage. He and precious redhead live on two acres on the bayou and one acre is a playground for his grandchildren (I love it) and he has four big dogs that are confined on half of the other acre when they aren't in the house. He bought me an air cooker for Christmas. He threatened me the next time I fall, when I get out of the hospital all my wordly things will be installed at that apartment over his garage and that's where I will reside because they will sell my condo. Furthermore 'redhead' is a retired Registered Nurse. I call her 'Nurse Ratchet'. She terrifies us all but she loves me and I love her. Family really is everything, isn't it? I thank God daily for my children. My other daughter in law is without exception the sweetest lady you will ever meet. All her neighbors adore her and she takes really good care of my disabled veteran cranky son. She threw a loaf of bread at him yesterday when he asked her to get him some bread (he was eating in his recliner). He laughed his ass off and apologized. She monitors his oxygen so he better be nice to her! N
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        • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 6 months ago
          Me old dino used to be 6 feet and an inch tall but age robbed me of that inch. My daughter and a daughter-in-law are a couple of inches taller than me. So are two sons. Call me Peewee.
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