Nancy Pelosi Draws Up Articles Of Impeachment Against Tht Pope
"Hic! Who does that pope think he is?" Pelosi asked reporters while fidgeting her dentures with her tongue. "Some deplorable who thinks he can run MY Catholic Church? Hic!
Look, I do this with a heavy heart~~hic!~~but it is the right thing to do. Hic! Good morning, Sunday morning. Hic!"
Pressed as to whether Congress has the authority to impeach a pope, who is not an American citizen, Pelosi said, "We have to impeach him~~hic!~~to find out if we can do it."
Look, I do this with a heavy heart~~hic!~~but it is the right thing to do. Hic! Good morning, Sunday morning. Hic!"
Pressed as to whether Congress has the authority to impeach a pope, who is not an American citizen, Pelosi said, "We have to impeach him~~hic!~~to find out if we can do it."
I just found this Babylon Bee bit (and the way I messed with it) to be particularly amusing.