Cherokee Indian With Tomahawk Caught Hiding In Justice Kavanaugh's Shrubbery
CHEVY CHASE, MD~~Police arrested a tomahawk-wielding Cherokee Indian hiding in the bushes outside Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh's home this week.
After hours of questioning, authorities discovered the would-be assassin was none other than Senator Elizabeth Warren.
Do not be overly concerned with Woo-Woo-Woo's fate. She has a D beside her name.
Further details are included in the article followed by a very timely video about the brand new Pregnant Ken Doll. Remember, folks, that men can get pregnant too.
Hell, all kinds of Schiff is swell sold by Mattel!
After hours of questioning, authorities discovered the would-be assassin was none other than Senator Elizabeth Warren.
Do not be overly concerned with Woo-Woo-Woo's fate. She has a D beside her name.
Further details are included in the article followed by a very timely video about the brand new Pregnant Ken Doll. Remember, folks, that men can get pregnant too.
Hell, all kinds of Schiff is swell sold by Mattel!
Same goes for a 9mm handgun that can blow a lung slap out of my body.
See?~~https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabeth...
Forget how the plot went. An embryo was inserted inside of Arnold and somehow he grew a baby removed by cesarean section.
As for Ken, I was thinking of a stand-up comedy skit I saw 3 or 4 decades ago when Robin Williams pretended to pull a turd out of himself,
look adoringly into his hands and say something like, "Oh, what a sweet little baby! Isn't he adorable?"
Do believe that was way back when I used to have HBO.