Remember, guys, you won't need a tampon when you get pregnant.

Great parody! Thanks, LOL!

That vacuous look on the "After University" shot pretty much nails it.

{omitted spoken intro}

Sitting in the classroom, thinking it's a drag.
Listening to the teacher rap, just ain't my bag.
The noon bell rings, you know that's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys up on floor number two.

Smokin' in the boys' room
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.

-- Brownsville Station

This is screaming to be parodied.

P.S. I was so disappointed with the video for missing this obvious opportunity. I think I'm going to work on it.

Shaking my head...at least they can now eliminate those pesky skid marks in their drawrs!