Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll

Posted by allosaur 2 years, 7 months ago to Humor

"Everyone needs to see themselves in their toys," said a Mattel executive. "For too long, pregnant boys have been excluded. Today, this finally changes."
Wowee! Can't y'all just hear all those pregnant boys cheering worldwide? Must be millions of 'em!
This just in. Mattel also announces that a new Abortionist Ken doll is being rolled out. Figures. Babies don't come out of butt cracks.
Wait, now I'm confused. Abortionists will stick those sharp metallic slicer-dicers up what exactly?

SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/mattel-announces-new-pregnant-ken-doll

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Posted by 25n56il4 2 years, 7 months ago

Okay can you transplant a uterus in a man and make it work?

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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 7 months ago
  
  Me dino dunno. Know there are sickos who''d like to try that. As for any mad doctors, methinks that's violating the Hippocratic Oath of doing no harm.
  Wondering if anyone swears by that anymore.
  Recall a doctor who said I needed four teeth pulled. Became suspicious and got a second opinion. That dentist said I needed zero teeth pulled. Needless to say, I switched dentists,
  
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Posted by 25n56il4 2 years, 7 months ago

Well let me just say it only takes one man to get pregnant and he will scream about it to the whole world so loudly no other man will dare try it.

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  Posted by 25n56il4 2 years, 7 months ago
  
  Thank you for the +,
  
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Posted by 25n56il4 2 years, 7 months ago

This is too stupid to comment on.

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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 7 months ago
  
  Too stupid for super stupid, yes; but these days with so many companies bowing to submit to the Yoke of Woke to the point of agreeing men can get pregnant, me dino would not be surprised to see some toy company come out with a pregnant man doll.
  Biden's Supreme Court nominee is so intimidated by all the Woke group think pinheads that she lied about not knowing what a woman is.
  Anyhoo, me dino gave you a point for knowing what too stupid is. (-:
  
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