Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll
"Everyone needs to see themselves in their toys," said a Mattel executive. "For too long, pregnant boys have been excluded. Today, this finally changes."
Wowee! Can't y'all just hear all those pregnant boys cheering worldwide? Must be millions of 'em!
This just in. Mattel also announces that a new Abortionist Ken doll is being rolled out. Figures. Babies don't come out of butt cracks.
Wait, now I'm confused. Abortionists will stick those sharp metallic slicer-dicers up what exactly?
Wowee! Can't y'all just hear all those pregnant boys cheering worldwide? Must be millions of 'em!
This just in. Mattel also announces that a new Abortionist Ken doll is being rolled out. Figures. Babies don't come out of butt cracks.
Wait, now I'm confused. Abortionists will stick those sharp metallic slicer-dicers up what exactly?
Wondering if anyone swears by that anymore.
Recall a doctor who said I needed four teeth pulled. Became suspicious and got a second opinion. That dentist said I needed zero teeth pulled. Needless to say, I switched dentists,
Biden's Supreme Court nominee is so intimidated by all the Woke group think pinheads that she lied about not knowing what a woman is.
Anyhoo, me dino gave you a point for knowing what too stupid is. (-: