Take This Quiz To Get Into an Ivy League School!

Posted by allosaur 2 years, 9 months ago to Humor

Cheat Sheet Tip~~Me dino kept clicking on the bottom of each multiple choice answer to become at one with an elite joke who wears the yoke of woke.
Don't worry! I took the test again to advance the experiment by clicking only the multiple choice answer on top. Consider me cancelled.
Yay! Excuse me while I eat a zebra at the end of my song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfNDc...

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Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 9 months ago

I guess it is possible for a country to be racist if your on LSD or you also think a man can have a period.
If we are all racist than what is the problem.
Apparently there is no Qualifying behavior to be racist if a country can be racist so what’s the big deal?
Best thing would be for people to simply use their manners.

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Posted by Ben_C 2 years, 9 months ago

Damn. Took the quiz and I am in the top 5% of my class. Already had job offer from Disney.

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  Posted by Suzanne43 2 years, 9 months ago
  
  Ben, I did really “well,” too. Harvard was so impressed with my score that I am going to get my degree in transsexual studies without having to attend class. I have been offered a job in the Biden administration.
  
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    Posted by Ben_C 2 years, 9 months ago
    
    Next to the USA Today "Woman of the Year"?
    
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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 9 months ago
  
  What woke you up?
  
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    Posted by Ben_C 2 years, 9 months ago
    
    You are assuming woke people tell the truth. LOL
    
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Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 9 months ago

If I flagrantly lie and give all the woke answers, I get accepted. However, honestly answering the questions I get "Have fun at the state school, peasant!" LOL!

I suspect this exam is the way it goes in many cases.

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Posted by 25n56il4 2 years, 9 months ago

Dear me! I can't be racist. My family looks like the United Nations. My grand children are American Indian, Chinese, Hispanics, and Afro American. And some are so mixed up, they can't claim being only one. A family reunion requires name tags. I was at a loss for what to list on the Census when asked. Why don't they just count people instead of ethnic origin? My DNA comes back 100% Western European on two different tests.. Go figure!

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Posted by Commander 2 years, 9 months ago

TOO DAMN FUNNY!
I opened the youtube link and thought it said Porn Free. They;re lion to you

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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 9 months ago
  
  Porn free? To the best of me old dino's knowledge, the porn free Internet killed off all the girlie magazines I used to see behind convenience food store gas station counters during the Eighties, the Seventies and the Sixties.
  
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    Posted by Commander 2 years, 9 months ago
    
    Here's the Minneapolis oxymoron for the week.
    I have property on Dight Ave. The city is changing the name to Cheatham Ave (in honor of the first black firefighter in town) tomorrow.
    Charles Dight was a Eugenicist working at U of M in the early 20th.....100 years ago. You can verify with Dan, most of the metro is voluntarily involved in the present eugenic experiment.
    
    I'm too skinny to be an oxymoron.
    
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      Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 9 months ago
      
      As far as I understand there are no brain cells in skin or between the legs so if the city uses those for its thinking, anything dumb ass thing can happen.
      
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        Posted by Commander 2 years, 9 months ago
        
        I'm going to send Minneapolis an invoice for the expenses to change all the billing notices on two businesses. I'll have a client list of 20k at 2$ per. Just to screw with them. Dight Ave is about 50% commercial. Next time over I'll see if I can get the rest of the businesses to enjoin. FUN!
        
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        Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 9 months ago
        
        What do "they" care? They'd only be spending YOUR tax dollars to adjudicate the whole thing. LOL!
        
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        Posted by Commander 2 years, 9 months ago
        
        Doncha just love being ajewdictated? That is not a typo!
        
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        Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 9 months ago
        
        The lawyers and their firms will be the only winners. That's what the modern legal system is designed for.
        
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        Posted by Commander 2 years, 9 months ago
        
        I'm 100k in already. Got me a real education in Constitution and intellectual property law.
        And then it only took another 3k to lock my opponent out of 80% of the US market territory. It's all in wording.
        
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        Posted by ArtIficiarius 2 years, 9 months ago
        
        Horrible PUNishment, but ill considered.
        
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        Posted by Commander 2 years, 9 months ago
        
        Meet me in Wacko TX for the International Pun Championships! No quarter given.
        
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        Posted by ArtIficiarius 2 years, 9 months ago
        
        Show me the green stamps.
        
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Posted by Suzanne43 2 years, 9 months ago

Allosaurus, thanks for posting this. Gotta love the Babylon Bee.

I might have to be gone most of the day tomorrow, so I want to wish you a very Happy Birthday in advance. Enjoy your big day!

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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 9 months ago
  
  Thank you. Being a quarter Irish, that means I magically become 100% Irish each St. Paddy's Day. I'm about to drive to Hoover to see my brother Joe, who has mended unexpectedly well sense his operation.
  Reckon other relatives will stop by here tomorrow.
  
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    Posted by Suzanne43 2 years, 9 months ago
    
    Have a great time with your relatives and eat lots of cake!
    
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Posted by evlwhtguy 2 years, 9 months ago

Babylon Bee had slipped up and sown its inherent Racism....not that when you succeed at the quiz, the picture that pops up is a young lady blowing sparkly confetti. If you look carefully you will see that she is....wait for it...the horror...Asian....Which as we all know is just the same thing as evil white people.

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  Posted by jdg 2 years, 9 months ago
  
  As long as she's in one of those alphabet-soup sexual categories she still counts as diverse.
  
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    Posted by evlwhtguy 2 years, 9 months ago
    
    Ooooh no....She looks like someone who has standards, no obvious tattoos, nose piercing's or ;purple hair, probably educated, won't be having children out of wedlock.....Definitely an evil racist white person.
    
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Posted by dmshuler 2 years, 9 months ago

Love it! That was hilarious! Thanks for sharing it.

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Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years, 9 months ago

Laughing, passed it by not answering the questions properly...in other words...everything is racist and not straight, not to mention, YES,..RICH and POWERFUL!

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Posted by jbrenner 2 years, 9 months ago

One of the questions was an interesting variation on a 3-4-5 right triangle problem.

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Posted by blarman 2 years, 9 months ago

That's horrible - and hilarious!

It's so sad that these once-venerable institutions have degraded to focusing on the transient feeling rather than the lasting intellect.

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