Trudeau Having Difficulty Teaching Canadian Mounties To Goose-Step

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago to Humor
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A Canadian prime minister who should know all about swastikas, Justin Trudeau admits to facing unexpected challenges in his effort to impose authoritarian rule in Canada. The primary problem that has surfaced is an apparent Canadian mental block toward the proper way for fascist law enforcers to march.
"The Royal Canadian Mounties are just not that good at goose-stepping," complained a disappointed Trudeau, adding that's "such a shame since goose-stepping is very intimidating to racist homophobic insurgents calling for freedom, whatever that is."
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