FBI Says They Still Haven't Found A Motive For 9/11
(Note~~Gulcher mccannon01 went boom pointing this 'un out & me dino changed some stuff around to suit myself because I can).
In a press briefing after the Colleyville, TX, synagogue hostage situation, Special Agent Deebles McPaddycake said, "Please be patient because determining motives can be really hard. To be fair to us, we still haven't figured out a motive for the 9/11 attacks yet.
Surprised? We're not. Who knows what drove a coordinated team of Islamic extremists to fly planes into buildings. Maybe they hated buildings; but according to our best experts, those men were victims of white supremacy."
FBI Director Christopher Wray confirmed they will some day get around to investigating the motives behind the synagogue hostage crisis after some day solving the "baffling" attack on the World Trade Center.
"We may need four to five more years of investigation, you see, Hee! Hee!"
Asked by DINO NEWS if the FBI does it's best work by framing people or setting them up or by encouraging nutjobs to kill and/or blow things up, Wray said, "Who are you? Some kind of racist? Nothing to see here. Move along."
FBI agents are also trying to go figure "mysterious reasons" why the entire country hates the FBI, but on a positive note they may only be ten or fifteen years away from any clear answers.
"All in all," said Wray, "we're pretty sure that THAT has something to do with white supremacy also."
In a press briefing after the Colleyville, TX, synagogue hostage situation, Special Agent Deebles McPaddycake said, "Please be patient because determining motives can be really hard. To be fair to us, we still haven't figured out a motive for the 9/11 attacks yet.
Surprised? We're not. Who knows what drove a coordinated team of Islamic extremists to fly planes into buildings. Maybe they hated buildings; but according to our best experts, those men were victims of white supremacy."
FBI Director Christopher Wray confirmed they will some day get around to investigating the motives behind the synagogue hostage crisis after some day solving the "baffling" attack on the World Trade Center.
"We may need four to five more years of investigation, you see, Hee! Hee!"
Asked by DINO NEWS if the FBI does it's best work by framing people or setting them up or by encouraging nutjobs to kill and/or blow things up, Wray said, "Who are you? Some kind of racist? Nothing to see here. Move along."
FBI agents are also trying to go figure "mysterious reasons" why the entire country hates the FBI, but on a positive note they may only be ten or fifteen years away from any clear answers.
"All in all," said Wray, "we're pretty sure that THAT has something to do with white supremacy also."
