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Me hunter's dino vision can attest that's the late for Arkancided Epstein joined by his evil fresh meat procurer.
See images added to the memes.
In one scene his character would use a phone and his mellow voice to persuade colleague scientists to come see his "secret creation."
After the scientists arrive they are put off by the appearance of Schiffhead's eyes.
Nevertheless, they take their seats in rows before a podium where Schiffhead takes his place and says, "I shall now prove how I know Trump colluded with Russia. Please, observe."
Schffhead's eyes pop out of their sockets and writhe about on their stems while Schiffhead repeatedly screams, "The eyes have it! The eyes have it! The eyes see all!"
Then the eyes begin to grow and grow.
Now the audience of scientists scream as they flee in terror.
Some are trampled in their panic to race to their cars. Those who fall are gruesomely melted by ocular acid tears
Fender benders abound as Schiffhead's huge eyes squeeze out the front door to give chase to the crash-banging flight of assorted motorized vehicles.
Schiffhead's eyes detach trailing stems as they grow absolutely gigantic The eye monsters chase cars off into the night. Flashes made by exploding cars can be seen way off in the distance.
A new pair of weird eyes grow in Schiffhead's face as he makes a conference call to Chucky Schumer, Nanny Pelosi and The Squad. This time they can all see each other.
Dialogue reveals Schiffhead has eliminated all scientists deplorably known as doubting climate change claims.
Schumer now entertains the happy group with one of his icky victory dances.
Movie critics vote that dance scene to be the most horrific scene in all of horror movie history.
Me dino could link you up with one of those putrid performances but I do not wish to ruin your day.
Ah! Two places you know! Mostly traveling from Compass Lake, FL, to Dothan, AL, during the late Fifites/very early Sisties.
There's a name for that free-flowing stule I heard in a Troy State University creative writing class but me ancient dino mind can't recall it or find it on my PC.
It ain't "shooting the Schiff" but I guess you could call it that.
Well, while writing about the monstrous eyes of Schiff, me dino had a clear Schiffhead for an objective in mind. So what I created above is a work of "semi-stream of consciousness writing."
Think of a semi-abstract work of art. Somewhere in all the painted weirdness, you can still see what the hell the painting is all about.