Cheers erupted from a gathering of masked pilgrims as white smoke spewed out from the chimney of Dr. Fauci's "Vatican" last Sunday morning.
"I am the power!" a giddy Dr. Fauci cheered on TV before he hurried off to the White House with reactionary lockdown instructions for our Puppet-In-Chief.
Now all y'all remember that resistance is futile. A compliant citizen is a happy citizen.
After the Wuhan celebration died down, all the happy pilgrims shuffled away. But don't worry, folks. They'll be back in just a few weeks for the next one.